15 of the craziest, wackiest and strangest people that can be found at Walmart
Everyone shops at Walmart. Thanks to its aggressive pricing, people from all walks of life flock to the store to get a good deal. And that often means some hilarious sights!
Sure, Whole Foods is great and all. But let’s face it, it’s expensive, and it offers far fewer people-watching opportunities than good old Walmart.
Walmart has tons of variety, and that’s not just the products. The people are so, so varied. These 15 people are truly the creme de la creme of Walmart shoppers:
1. At least she got to walk down the aisle
Aisle four to be precise. Are those cookies supposed to be the best man? On to the bakery for some cake!
2. Use the pork, Luke
It turns out that Darth Vader looks a lot less intimidating in his weekend clothes. I guess we all need some R and R now and then. Taking over the galaxy is Monday’s problem!
3. Anyone else feeling itchy all of a sudden?
It turns out that the phrase, “If you’ve got it, flaunt it,” means body hair. Who knew!? Is he looking for the shearers?
4. That cashier is going, “Not these two AGAIN!”
They must have some wacky adventures. And that’s just inside of Walmart. Does anyone else spy a reality TV show?
5. Why doesn’t everyone do this?
This is way more comfortable than a mask. The only issue is when she tries to place anything in her cart. Back to the drawing board!
6. Life hack: baby harnesses can also be used for livestock
Is it at all surprising that this image comes from Alabama? It kind of looks like the goat is whispering sweet nothings into the woman’s ear. What a nice day out!
7. Does he work for the CDC?
For all we know, this could be the next cutting edge piece of equipment in the fight against coronavirus. If it’s good enough for Santa, then it’s good enough for you. Those gloves also offer a layer of protection.
8. He’ll make a cracking good employee!
Hopefully, he won’t be too cheeky to the manager. Get it? If he gets the job, he’ll be able to buy a belt and everything!
9. Did somebody say conga!?
Maybe the whole store joined in?! This is what’s so great about kids. If there’s no fun, then they make their own fun!
10. Is she buying that?
Or is she taking him on a trip before dinner? How many geese can say that they’ve seen the inside of a Walmart? Now we know that at least one has.
11. It’s funny, because he’s killing people
Yes, we get it, you’re wearing a mask but not really. And yeah, there was a toilet paper shortage. Most amusing.
12. Polly wanted a cracker
Can people stop taking birds into Walmart? Do you think they’re goats or something? Nice shirt.
13. It can’t get stolen if she doesn’t leave it alone
Maybe it’s an emotional support bike? She has to take it everywhere, or else! Imagine seeing her on a plane!
14. If it stops the spread, then it’s fine
At least they actually covered their faces. Sure, those usually go elsewhere. But if it works, it works!
15. Apparently Walmart is an aviary now
Don’t take him down the poultry aisle. Also, was it Saint Patrick’s Day or does she always dress like that? Maybe the duck will only go out if she makes an effort to look Irish.
Please SHARE this with your friends and family.
Source: People of Walmart, Reddit /walmartpeople, People of Walmart Fans via Facebook, Prime Time Tale