If there are two things people love it’s home makeovers and hot messes. Luckily, these 15 aspiring interior designers combined your favorites into one for efficient entertainment!

Are you ready to scroll through some kitchens that make you want to say “OMG, my eyes!”?

Yeah you are!

1. Tufted travesty

Is there such a thing as being apocalyptically tacky? This homeowner decided to find out.

At least you won’t hurt yourself when you bang your head against the cabinets for making such a bad life decision!

2. Paint-pocalypse

Ma’am, we’re going to need you to drop the paintbrush and slowly back away from the kitchen.

This decor is so special that it manages to get worse the closer you look at it. It’s the kind of thing that happens when you lock someone in a house alone for 20 years with only a paintbrush for company.

The word you’re looking for is horrendous.

3. Catch a wave

You might look at this and think “wow, these people really like water.” But you’d be missing the fact that the sink has no spout.

In this kitchen, water is just for the walls.

4. Welcome to the ‘hood

That poor, beautiful range! Look at it sitting there all elegant in this otherwise hideous kitchen!

And where did they get that hood?! An abandoned bunker?

5. Gone to the dogs

So are they big fans of Mondrian or the Rubix’s Cube?

The only thing good about this kitchen is the dogs. And they deserve better.

6. Vile tile

Who could possibly have an appetite after all this visual stimulation? It’s enough to make you dizzy.

Just make sure to lay down somewhere entirely outside the house.

7. Missing the point

We don’t know about you, but we really love backing up into a big pointy piece of countertop while we’re moving around the kitchen.

It just feels like a smart idea to put as many pointy things as possible in a kitchen, especially unexpected ones.

8. Clown show

Between the faces and the…nah, it’s just the faces. They’re terrifying.

On the bright side, making the kitchen off-limits is one way to cut calories.

9. Foul farm

We get it, you like shabby chic. Sure, it was in for a while 15 years ago, but you’re a die-hard fan. Fine. But are these cabinets for real?

Do you really want to feel like you’re hurling open a barn door every time you need a glass?

10. Frightful forest

Speaking of hurling, that’s exactly what this photo makes us want to do.

Would it be so bad if the ceiling weren’t a pine forest? We’ll never know.

11. Design disaster

Nope. The correct answer is to take the fridge back to the store and replace it with one you measured properly.

This is absurd.

12. Udderly atrocious

We’re considering becoming vegetarians now. We’ve seen enough cow for a whole lifetime.

Who are these people?!

13. Stupefying smears

There’s one excuse for this – it looked like a good idea on Pinterest.

Well, it wasn’t.

14. Tuscan torture

Is it a powder room or a kitchen? Is that a closet or a fridge? Is the tiny sink ornamental or does it have some worthwhile use? How much beige can you get into one room?

There are so many questions.

15. Beastly brick

At what point does a person decide “hey, I’m going to cover my entire kitchen in brick-patterned contact paper.”

We’re asking so we can take preventative measures so it never happens again.

Well, we’ve lost our appetites, how about you?

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