No one likes a surprise on the receipt at the end of a meal unless it’s a generous discount or tip. And let’s face it, that doesn’t happen very often.

In fact, it seems like restaurants are places where people are frequently on their worst behavior. There’s a shining example of generosity every now and then, but for the most part, the sense of entitlement people exhibit is breathtaking.

Here are 15 restaurant receipts that raised some eyebrows when people first saw them – some are frustrating, but every now and again there’s an example of good behavior.

1. Tip: Don’t go out to eat if you can’t afford to tip

This is a prime example of an idiot move. In fact, once you try this, you can pretty much kiss any chance of returning to that restaurant and receiving good service goodbye.

All this person had to do to be decent was leave a little over $2. Instead, they chose to be a world-class jerk.

2. Priorities

Is this flirting?

What kind of system rewards a nice butt more than a nice personality?

Perhaps the kind where the flirting goes largely ignored.

We’d suggest taking these keys out of the service register.

3. No, YOU fail

The only failure here is the customer.

Again, it would have cost only a couple of dollars to be a decent person. Nevertheless, they chose to be small in every way.

4. We wonder where Jeff is now

It’s been 8 years but we kind of hope someone knows Jeff from Chilly D’s in Stockton, California and lets him know that he’s an embarrassment to all waitstaff.

Now THAT’S the kind of behavior that doesn’t deserve a tip. In fact, it deserves a conversation with the manager.

5. The gambler

Generous, but couldn’t they have left off the “you should have…” part? Why undermine the generosity?

Still, it’s a nice reward for a no-doubt underappreciated worker.

6. Get some manners

Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to go out to eat.

Even if you get bad service, if you’ve waited until the bill comes to try to even the score then you really weren’t out to have a civilized time anyway.

If you get a bad waiter, you can always ask for another.

7. Even drunk girls know what’s right

We bet this waitress was surprised to see a note of thanks on the back of a check.

Sometimes you have to leave it up to “the drinker of the group” to let the feelings flow.

8. And only one burger?

How high can you be if you’ve only ordered one burger at 1:38 in the morning?

Maybe they were just bleary-eyed from working the late shift.

9. No one wants your two cents

Hey, guess what? The waitstaff has no control over how fast the kitchen works.

Now this person has only accomplished looking like a fool.

10. Really now?

Well, Lady Gaga’s parents do own an Italian restaurant!

How much do you tip a superstar, anyway?

11. Just so you know

The customer wasn’t charged for farting, but it was pointed out.

Unnecessary? Yes. Funny? Also yes.

And maybe they’ll head to the bathroom next time they have to let one rip while people are trying to eat.

12. Butter ninjas

Once we saw this, we’d be glad we got our food delivered.

No one wants to fight their way out of a parking lot.

13. Big fail

Literally NEVER assume a woman is pregnant unless she is actively giving birth.

We wonder how embarrassed this waiter was after seeing this note.

14. Mom discount

We’re going to assume this mom-to-be made it clear she was expecting.

Looks like that baby is about to get some indigestion!

15. Hot, but not too hot

So are they foreign in that they look like they’re not from Califnornia where this restaurant is located? Or are they from some country that Kalidoss assumes cannot handle the heat?

Either way, this is something best handwritten on a note to the kitchen – or at least crossed out before you hand it to the customer.

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