20 hilarious garage sale signs that must have made some sales

It can be super hard to stand out today. But these 20 homeowners knew how to get attention.
Big store chains have marketing guys and budgets to help get people buying. Homeowners who are holding garage sales usually just have some cardboard and their own ingenuity. Some people come up with amazing messages that are sure to draw crowds. Take the following 20 shining examples:
1. If heās going, Iām going

They only printed a picture of that guy in black and white? Talk about being cheap! Pay an extra 10 cents next time!
2. Short and sweet

Come on, you want to see what kind of crazy stuff she has! If she really is a psycho, then she must have amassed some good things over her lifetime! Just avert your eyes from anything disturbing.
3. The soft sell

You donāt want to overhype your wares, right? Although, you might have wanted to mention that it was a yard sale. Thereās a lot of crap out there, after all.
4. Most would have just printed off a picture

This person actually drew the image. Again, maybe mention that itās a garage sale. You need to actually say what it is youāre doing!
5. This one at least lets people know thereās a sale
And not just any old sale. Itās a big sale? A sale thatās so big you need to add the word ass?!
6. Heās from 90 Day Fiance
His name is Big Ed. Heās not a nice guy. (He asked his fiance to brush her teeth, but she had a stomach ulcer, which was the cause of her bad breath. Also, he lied to her about wanting kids.)
7. Why the quotation marks?

Is it a fake divorce? How long is the spouse away for? I gotta get to this yard sale to find out the details!
8. Ok, the other sign says yard sale
This is just extra information. Itās nice to know that the stuff youāre buying isnāt haunted. Well, you can never truly know.
9. Can we be sure that the seller isnāt The Joker?
Who else wants to read a comic thatās just Batman approving yard sales? No supervillains. Just approvals.
10. If theyāre selling a ring, you gotta buy it!
They didnāt draw the character, like in that other one. But at least they managed to state that it was a yard sale! Many fall at that small hurdle, it seems.
11. Is she from the Southern Hemisphere

Because we all know that cleaning at any other time of the year is complete madness. Most people only clean once a year, right? Itās the law.
12. If you have to write who it is youāre drawing, then you did a bad drawing

Is it Ryan Gosling or is it a Dorito? Luckily, we have the words to guide us! Yes, this is being a bit rude. But what if poor Ryan saw this?
13. Was this at the White House?

If the yard sale is anything like his presidency, avoid it like the plague he unleashed upon America! A yard sale probably wonāt kill hundreds of thousands of people. But then you never know with him.
14. Whatās going on with that post?
Is it like woodpeckers? Strange. Also, the sign is good.
15. Will Lionel be there?

If I show up, and heās not there, prepare for a tantrum like youāve never seen before. This isnāt the first time Iāve been swindled out of meeting Lionel! Fool me onceā¦
16. Let the picture do the joking!

The rest is all yard sale promotion. Youāve got to admire the simplicity of this one! Perhaps itās a little too simple.
17. At least itās free
And thereās lots of it!? The āmostly brokenā sign really doesnāt help. If you were an optimist, youād say, āSome stuff isnāt broken.ā
18. Some say that this sale is being held by a pirate
Maybe theyāre selling Tommy Yarr, the football player who died in 1941. Come and get a piece of Yarr!
19. Please let Lionel be at this one!
Itās not like he has anything better to do than hang around at random yard sales, right? And no, I wonāt accept an impersonator like at the last one. Fool me three timesā¦
20. Does it have an X?
Damn, I lost. Now weāll never know what the missing letters were! Maybe one of them is G?
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