20 businesses that made some questionable yet hilarious jokes
Humor and business don’t always mix. It’s a shame that no one told these poor employees, who must have suffered for their jokes.
The world needs laughter for a very simple reason: Life is tough, and we need to cool off every now and then.
Unfortunately, in the business world, all that matters is making money. So these employees got no reward for making people laugh. Instead, they got told off for making the brand seem unprofessional.
1. The obvious alternative
There are no great second choices. But beggars can’t be choosers, after all. Now you know the dark truth.
2. An accurate description of taking family photos
This is literally what most families do. Even the non-criminal ones! Just don’t take this too literally.
3. Caffeine and alcohol are both drugs
How long did this sign remain in place? Is there a war between the employee that writes these signs and the manager who sees them? The world needs answers!
4. By the way, that’s meant to be a dragon egg
It’s from Game of Thrones. The dragons inside those eggs go on to kill a lot of people. Avocados don’t do that.
5. One day, they’ll find someone who can fix that bell
It must have been a mall employee’s final day. Clearly, the maintenance guys were very lazy. How else did this happen?
6. It’s just the truth
I even looked it up. Yes. Honey is bee vomit. Let that sink in.
7. If it’s on a sign, it’s gotta be true
Did this reach the CEO of Petsmart? But what was he doing with the lizards? Maybe he is leaving to go work at NASA?
8. Abby loves sleeping in
You know, texting is a thing. Every customer doesn’t need to know that Abby is letting the team down. Too late.
9. That one employee always stacks this in the fruit aisle
This is a weird form of rebellion. Do they hate the idea of fruit that much? Every employee has their quirks.
10. Let’s face it, librarians are hardly the fastest workers
Any job that involves books is going to hire a lot of slow workers. There’s nothing wrong with that. Some people just like the slow life.
11. How long was it until the bosses noticed this sign?
This is a sneaky one. The great thing is that the boss would probably have to trawl through hours of security camera footage. Take that, overworked manager!
12. Someone is worried about getting replaced
Robots will soon be doing most of the jobs. But not online article writing, right? Right?
13. How is that special?
Maybe the pizzas are so good, that that’s what makes them that day’s special? Also, there’s no need for an apostrophe in “pizza’s.” Does pointing that out qualify for a discount?
14. Was Joe the manager?
We all know someone like Joe. Clumsiness and construction don’t mix. If only he had realized this.
15. Bear with me
Paddington could not stay here. So tigers are fine? If bears are the only excluded animal, then that must be the case, or it’s time for a lawsuit!
16. Because pissing customers off before they’re in is the way to go
How many people have they repelled with this sign? The boss asked the employee to write a sign that said to use the other door. Technically, that’s what this is.
17. Shh, they’re sleeping
This is what happens when you employ vegans. Because cream has feelings too! One day, the world will give cream the rights they deserve.
18. Half-assing it
At least he is honest. Who names a coffee company “Sorry”? That’s such a dumb name.
19. It’s accurate
I want to see the rest of the signs around this store. What are all of the other things called? I must see the lazy names!
20. Gimme some of that
This is the only zero-calorie condiment in the entire store. It doesn’t have any taste though, sadly. This is all thanks to the health inspector requiring everything to be labeled.
So if you hate your boss, now you have 20 ideas for getting on their nerves. Good luck!
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