20 cat jokes outside vet clinics that any cat owner will find amusing

Being a cat owner means that you give lots of love to something that occasionally purrs back at you. These vets have pinpointed the cat ownership experience purrfectly.

When you think about it, cat ownership is bizarre. They lounge around the home and sometimes give you a sign of affection, if they feel like it. Despite this, we love them anyway.

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These vets have summed up cat ownership with some highly relatable humor:

1. More like unpaid interns

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If cats could be bosses, they’d be bosses from hell.

2. We all know someone like this

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But when they need something, they’re like “Why won’t you reply?”

3. At last, proof the world is round

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Perhaps that’s what happened to Atlantis?

4. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Kitten

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Imagine being a black belt in this.

5. Evolution at its finest

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Why is the ampersand so much thinner than all the other letters?

6. They completely overlooked the hard work of the directors!

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Those videos don’t just shoot themselves, you know.

7. This vet should be in charge of US foreign policy

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This advice applies to basically 90% of international issues.

8. Not if sloths were competing

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Of course, neither would win in 2020.

9. They aren’t dogtors

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Are there any other medical terms that have the word “cat” in them?

10. Two for one

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That’ll justify charging $10,000 for a check-up.

11. So that’s what they’re doing all-day

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The interns at this place must love coming up with cat puns all day.

12. This would apply to most animals, as most have fur, but ok

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A meowserati would be exclusively for cats.

13. You snooze it by giving it a tin of fish

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Pawsitively annoying, right?

14. If cats could read, would they even appreciate this sort of stuff?

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There’s nothing like a hefty meowdical bill.

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15. Of all the games, they picked poker?

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Say something like Monopurrly. You can never have too many puns when it comes to vet signs.

16. When aliens assume that cats are Earth’s ruling class

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This sounds like a silly joke, but there’s a 9 out of 10 chance this is how we got the Sphinx.

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17. This guy could have a second career as a poet

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TS Eliot made a career out of writing cat poems, so why not?

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18. Water you mean that’s not a real sport?

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Some people pride themselves on being good at drinking contests, just like this cat.

19. 2020 has been anything but this so far

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What could be more paw-some than spending months indoors hiding from disease?

20. If only there was a cat term for a female body part

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This is a slippery slope to some truly inappropriate jokes.

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