Kids say the darndest things – but they also draw them.

While we’re skeptical that all of these could possibly be 100% authentic, we’re a little concerned about the kids who might have drawn them nonetheless.

Then again, sometimes mommy really does need her wine – and that’s ok!

1. Don’t we all?

Moms deserve wine.

But you might be loving it a bit too much if your kid picks up on how much you like it.

Still, it looks like this mom is getting a moment of peace with her glass of red.

2. Hot momma

We’re not sure why anyone would ask a kid to draw these types of pictures, but we’re a little curious about how mom gets her legs to grow that long before she goes out on the town.

3. Daddy dearest

We want to know how dad manages to buy beer at just 8 years old.

The farting, however, is no surprise at all.

4. Just a little bit

Mom looks like she’s yelling more than a little bit here.

Or is this how the child feels inside?

Either way, there are some anger issues brewing.

5. Employee Of The Month

Well, what can we say? We’d like to meet the employee who doesn’t like drinking.

6. Playdates with demons

We’re curious about where this playdate took place and if this kid is seeing a counselor.

7. Family matters

It’s an honest mistake. But that doesn’t make it less hilarious.

At least we hope it was a mistake.

8. So much evil

We’re not sure what’s scarier here, mom or the snake.

But we have to give it to mom if she can still maintain her bad mood in the belly of an evil snake.

9. Ok then

It’s all about the calories.

Maybe she should switch to Pepsi.

10. Is that foam?

Between this and #9, we’re not really sure what kids think when their parents drink.

We’re having a hard time picturing this as a beer though.

11. Not wrong

Dad might need to hold it in a bit more if he’s the first thing that comes to mind in chemistry class.

12. Boob tube

Kids have a hard time appreciating what their parents do for them all day.

Then again, some really do sit around and watch TV.

13. Living will

We’re not sure this would hold up in a court custody case but it certainly provides motive if mom goes missing.

14. Sister sacrifice

Apparently, siblings have all sorts of creative ideas about vanquishing each other.

This poster captioned the photo: “While cleaning the basement, I found an old drawing my sister drew when she was little…..of her sacrificing me to the alien gods.”

Ok then!

15. Mom’s meatloaf

Meatloaf gets a bad wrap.

But apparently one mom’s meatloaf really deserves it.

16. Dad’s “friend”

We’re not sure we buy this as authentic, but someone clearly took some time drawing dad’s friend’s “assets.”

Hey, at least there’s ice cream.

Sounds like everyone is happy.

17. Facebook fanatic

People really need to spend less time on Facebook.

It sounds like dad has the right idea.

18. Choice #3

Not only did this kid go off-script, but they took the opportunity to insult their dad too.

Looks like he might not be getting an invite to the school picnic.

19. Imaginary friends

Apparently, this little girl’s imaginary friend is a mosquito-esque alien.

But at least he looks friendly.

20. Happy Father’s Day

Someone needs to tell this kid they can be a little less honest.

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