Cooking takes patience, practice and precision, things that none of the cooks below have.

There’s nothing quite like cooking something delicious and having people compliment you on your culinary excellence. Sadly, the people in this article have no idea how that feels.

They all thought that mastering the kitchen would be easy, only to end up realizing why cooking schools exist and make a lot of money.

So much can go wrong with cooking. Even highly trained chefs mess up now and then. But it takes a special kind of incompetence to end up with these kitchen disasters:

1. At least it’s thoroughly cooked

Now you know what a biker gang turkey looks like.

2. Technically, the food part of the food was fine

What’s even more impressive is that he was able to bake it without wearing his glasses!

3. That’s one cross looking sant

You may laugh, but do store-bought croissants also double up as boomerangs? I think not.

4. Those sardines are cringing from beyond the grave

The chef’s wife wanted them to be saucy. Be careful what you wish for.

5. How make your kids hate you forever

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

6. Fun fact: plastic melts when it gets hot

Luckily, that looks like an easy mess to clean up. Just buy a new oven.

7. Are the franks raw?

When you see a sign saying “All you can eat sushi.”

8. Stop it with the sushi innovations already

Italian/Japanese alliances rarely lead to good things.

9. Lava’s ready

Believe it or not, he was aiming for caramel, not caramagma.

10. Why have dinner then dessert when you can just have them both at once?

If cheese can work with pineapple, then why not this?

11. How can you mess up cereal!?

At least there’s less to wash up afterward.

12. Nothing like a good old fashioned corndog

Someone put a lot of effort into this.

13. When mozzarella sticks turn into mozzarella scrapes

Do you think they’re overdone?

14. Are you completely bananas?

No, he’s bananas and sardines and eggs. A whole new level of madness.

15. Nacho normal cooking time

Maybe cook them for a few fewer hours next time?

16. Can you drink this all in one gulp?

Has there ever been a less appealing cocktail?

17. There’s the mac and there’s the cheese. Technically, nothing about it is wrong

Why oh why did no one go for this? He’d spent literally minutes making it.

18. When you realize you have to say “cheerio” to your host

If only all meals could give advice as good as this!

19. Perhaps you should have left it in longer

Everyone knows that microwave cooking is the easiest cooking.

20. A whole new kind of spamming

Nothing says gourmet like processed meat, covered in gloop and topped with more processed meat.

Have you ever made anything as shamefully bad as the 20 crimes against cooking you’ve just witnessed?

Sure, we all make mistakes in the kitchen. But some people’s mistake was to step inside the kitchen to begin with.

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Source: Brightside, Brightside, Brightside