Do you consider sign writing to be an art form? You will after you read these!

Churches get all the attention when it comes to roadside signs.

All across America (but especially in the Bible Belt) you see churches telling people how they can save their souls via the medium of signs.

But other institutions are using roadside signs to attract attention. And the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, Texas, may have the funniest sign writer in the entire world.

Just feast your eyes on these gems:

1. How to get banned from all social gatherings

If anyone looks at you funny, just go on a rant about how it’s natural, like any true nudist does.

2. Whoever wrote this is a real oxymoron

The sign in the background says they’re hiring. I wonder if coming up with the signs is one of the job responsibilities?

3. Yes, this picture was taken on the 10th of October

You could also use this joke on November 10th and December 10th, by saying that the person is an 11/10 or a 12/10.

4. Surely, in Texas, the answer is always the one with the comma?

Texas is famous for guns and shots.

5. I hope no kids saw this sign

How can they be fake if they have essential in their name? Explain that one, sign guy or gal.

6. Is there a market for microwave beds?

Would it be a bed with a built-in microwave or a microwave that you sleep in? One sounds more dangerous than the other.

7. Team Android

You could always switch back to those old indestructible Nokia phones that had a battery life of, like, five years?

8. Is there really a big market for Russian dolls in Austin?

Someone got an unhappy secret Santa gift that year.

9. Take that, capitalism!

Texas, of course, is well known for being a socialist paradise.

10. Or perhaps the sign maker is an antisocialist?

They probably moved to Texas without knowing the difference between socializing and socialism.

11. Yes, the writer’s personality is really shining through in these messages

Socially awkward people always make the best restaurant staff. It’s not like they have to talk to lots of new people every day or anything.

12. Except that you cry more when you spill

At least no kid ever got arrested for ingesting too much helium.

13. Seriously, a psychologist would have a field day with the person who writes these signs!

They’re positively traumatastic.

14. Behind the fridge

They’re still hiring. With jokes like these, how could they have anything other than a happy workforce?

15. Someone had to refuse an employee’s request for a raise

If only they put the “now” in it.

16. Are roadside signs admissible in court?

Now you know what your cat’s doing outside all day.

17. Why not both?

The Irish have the right idea. Just add whiskey.

18. The most relatable sign of them all

What are the odds that some of the things they’ve said are exactly the same as some of these signs?

19. No, wait, this one’s more relatable

The diet is always starting tomorrow.

20. The waiters here must be so polite

If any place needs HR, it’s this place.

Be honest, after reading all of these, you want to go inside. Is the service as humorous as the signs? You have to go to Austin to find out!

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Source: Spotlight Stories