20 stupid home DIY “fixes” that prove it’s sometimes best to call in the experts
“How hard can it be?” These pictures show that the answer is often, very, very hard, especially if you’re stupid.
Here’s a word of advice for people who have little to no DIY experience: call in an expert!
Yes, you’ll spend more money. But you’ll have something that actually works. Seriously, having something that works is so important.
The 20 people behind these renovations all thought that they’d save a bunch of money by doing it themselves. Instead, they just ended up with wrecked homes.
1. Just jump
The first one to get inside using that door wins $2. Maybe there’s a pond on the ground, and the owner uses the door for fishing? If that’s the case, then this is a great project!
2. A job well done
At least when they call in an actual professional, it won’t be too hard to fix. Don’t let any pets go under that creation! Jenga!
3. Why would you want to mount one of those old TVs in the first place?
My school from r/CrappyDesign
You can get a new TV that’s that size for like $100. Or you could just stick to watching TV like it’s the 80s and crane your neck while doing so. And that’s before even mentioning the light blocking the screen!
4. Does Zeus live here?
It’s possible to imagine this looking amazing. Of course, the final result leaves a lot to be desired. As long as the owner is happy, which he probably isn’t.
5. Technically usable
I can’t have guests over and be responsible for them falling from r/mildlyinfuriating
How many sprained ankles has this thing caused? And has the door ever opened onto someone climbing the stairs? This thing causes more accidents the more you think about it.
6. Hope that bulb’s strong
Clack, clack, clack, smash. That’s what it’ll sound like. On the plus side, that fan looks like it might be defunct.
7. The lack of a bannister on the left is the icing on the cake
These stairs in my in-laws summerhouse. We have parties here so going down these stairs drunk is a challange. from r/CrappyDesign
The craziest thing is that this must have been intentional. What kind of murderer designed this? And last but not least, let’s put the wine across from the stairs, just to tempt people to reach for a bottle from below.
8. Because electricity and water mix
Technically, electricity does like water. The problem is that humans don’t. Because it causes us to die.
9. They could only have afforded stairs or a door. Not both
Honey! Check it out, our new apartment comes with a balcon- AHHhhh!! from r/CrappyDesign
Sure, this isn’t great. But if there’s a fire, this might just save your life. You know, if you survive the fall.
10. Close enough
Symmetry is overrated, right? At least it’s not gonna fall! Be thankful.
11. Where else could it go?
Who thought this placement would be a good idea? from r/CrappyDesign
At least make the pillar thing flush with the kitchen counter wall thing! What was the thought process here? I guess the fridge faces the kitchen, so it makes a stupid sort of sense.
12. Right next to the front door
In some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness.https://t.co/xlUG9cqfib pic.twitter.com/lkn18co8Wk
— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) August 21, 2017
Is there a second bathroom? Imagine being a guest here. You’d need to be very comfortable with the owners!
13. Just never open the door while the fan is on
If you do, then watch out for the falling fan blades! Luckily, there’s a pretty easy fix here. Just remove the door.
14. When you really want to make a wall alcove
Sure, this isn’t as bad as some of the pictures. But it’s just confusing. Why go to so much effort for no reason?
15. The child’s bed is strictly for climbing
Spot The problem!!!! #housefail #youhadonejob #onejob pic.twitter.com/WojGtjw4Tj
— M A T T H E W P L A T T (@1matthewplatt) April 8, 2015
At least cut off part of the bannister! Or just leap over the bed. Each to their own.
16. Bad idea. Bad execution
i can feel that carpet under my wet toes already 🤢🤢🤢 from r/CrappyDesign
Why put carpet around a bath? Or even anywhere where there’s water? The wooden pillars would have been just about acceptable but still weird.
17. Another carpet calamity
Why cut the door when you can cut the carpet! (Found in basement of a friend’s newly bought house.) from r/CrappyDesign
Carpet is horrible at the best of times. Why don’t you install some nice wooden panels? Or just do this. Whatever’s good for you.
18. Because natural light is overrated
At least cleaning this window doesn’t take very long. All those neighbors are really losing out! Washing windows literally wastes minutes of time every year.
19. “I think it’s level.”
Those ropes are just an extra precaution, surely. If that thing does eventually fall, how far will it fall? Is it gonna kill someone?
20. Surprise!
In terms of execution, this is competent. It’s just the concept that leaves a lot to be desired. Why put a toilet next to the oven?
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