20+ hilarious signs that have no business being this funny

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If you’re going to open a business, it’s essential to let people know where you are. One great way to do that is to put a sign up in front of your new venture. It’s the easiest way to tell people your name, the type of business you are, and that you’re open or closed.

These businesses did just that, but they either decided to capture the viewers with some extra humor or made a mistake that could be detrimental to customers. In either case, these signs are hilarious, and we have grabbed the funniest 25 to share with you.

1. You found it!

Finally, the search is over. While the sign catches your attention, you’d have no idea what service or product this place provides. Probably not going in without knowing that.

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2. Abby found a new job

The DQ keeps trying to get ahold of Abby; she’s been missing work. In case she drives by, the sign might help but, apparently, she hasn’t been “Missing Work.”

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3. Unlimited?

While it’s good to know there is no limit, they won’t be receiving many recommendations cause people just won’t want to say the name.

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4. No one honk, unless

How would this person be able to tell one honk from another? They might be making many false stops along the way.

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5. Genius marketing

Metamucil really gets the point across with this advertisement. It would stop you dead in your tracks if you saw this in person.

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6. Set yourself apart from the competition

By offering a service no one else will do. I didn’t know people needed the service but, I am wrong.

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7. The day things got better

Joe had a reputation at work for being unsafe. I wonder how long they let Joe stay before enough was enough.

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8. They think it’s a nice service

While this place might have the best intentions, no one could walk in there for lunch, could they? We’ll see when they open.

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9. Cox’s Smokers, uh?

At least you know you’re getting a good price at the outlet. Cheap beer and a bonus prize.

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10. It works

Maybe name your business based on the effect it has on people. But if my nipples don’t get stiff, do I get a refund?

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11. Pick-up line

El Arroyo tries to sweep you off your feet with this one. So would you like to see a menu?

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12. Complicated entrance

I think we’ve all tried to push and pull a door open in our days. You never pick the right one first. But I don’t think I’ve ever tried to open a window.

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13. Punctuation matters

You can see how confusing this might be or maybe, there is a particular group of people allowed to use the bathroom.

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14. How convenient

Don’t bother asking for a better price; these have already been pre-haggled. This is great unless you come for the haggling.

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15. Set your expectations

One a day is pretty good. There must be a huge line of people hoping that today is their day.

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16. I get it

Yeah, it’s old plumbing, but I don’t believe anyone has the superpower to change the shape. You get what you get.

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17. Finally!

It truly is a gym for everyone. Just imagine, you could squeeze this in on a smoke-break.

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18. Yep

I laugh because it’s true. If it weren’t for auto-correct, you’d still be saying congrats.

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19. No sales again today

I wonder why? Take a look at that sign. It looks like you’re selling butt-funnel cakes, and no one wants that.

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20. We all do it

Did you read it all before agreeing to the terms? No. So I understand, and they make a good point here.

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21. It just might be

That’s an honest way to look at the garage sale. I’d go just to verify that it is indeed crap.

22. Yummy

Here at the Poo-Ping Palace, we use A LOT of chilis in our dishes. We think you’ll enjoy it on the way in and out.

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23. Lost in translation

Sometimes a word in one language just doesn’t mean the same in another one. But it’s a very colorful sign.

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24. All truths

It’s clear these guys aren’t in the business of selling water. But I also don’t think you need to convince anyone that is already going into that store.

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25. No woman would disagree here

This plural too. Rocksssssss. Throw all the rocks at the ladies. Thanks, David Nelson, for putting out the good vibes.

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