45 Husbands Who Prove You Won’t Win Against A Pregnant Woman

When a child is born, it is nothing short of a miracle. All the pain seemingly goes away and everything becomes worth it.

The journey to get there was not easy though. These husbands can definitely attest to that.

1. Three Days Of No Eating

It’s funny how this conversation evolved, possibly within three days. Maybe it is possible to get the spoon stuck to her tongue!

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2. Never Stand In Front Of Her Mudpie

Are you really sure you really want to get in between? Isn’t it just safer to get your own?

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3. Ice Cream On A Cold, Cold Night

There are worse things. You could get ice cream on a hot summer day and it melts before it gets to her. You don’t want that ice cream to melt.

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4. Pickle Ice Cream

Only pregnant women knows the goodness of this combination. It’s a good thing husbands aren’t forced to eat this, too!

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5. When You Leave Your Phone In Your Car

When you leave your car in your phone for an hour, this is what happens. Are you gonna let this happen again?

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6. Are There Enough Pickles?

With a pregnant wife, you can never have enough pickles. Go back to the store and get more!

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7. Croissant Only

Get her a croissant. Only a croissant.

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8. Trolling Pregnant Wife

You get excited when you find a box of fudge rounds on the counter. And then you find out your pregnant wife got to all of it first. Next time, act fast!

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9. What Did You Do, Man?

Just give her the brownie, man! Give it to her!

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10. Sweet Mornings

Oh, how romantic! What a great message to wake up to.

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11. Cake Offering

This is the best gesture a husband can do for his pregnant wife. Good job, hubby!

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12. Frozen Yogurt

When your wife specifically said frozen yogurt, it’s not the time to make a joke. The difference is between life and death.

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13. When Your Snoring Keeps Her Awake

Make sure you don’t snore and keep her awake. Otherwise, she’s going to find things like this because she can’t sleep.

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14. Sixth Sense

Pregnant women have a sixth sense. Whatever you’re eating, even when you’re a thousand miles away, bring it back for her, too.

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15. Buttload Of Cereal

How much cereal is a buttload? Will that fit in the car?

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16. It’s a 15-Minute Walk

Hey, that’s 15-minutes! And she’s carrying a baby inside her, she’s gonna need a lot of food!

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17. Will You Never Learn?

Seriously. It happens every time. When are you going to learn?

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18. What A Difference Half A Day Makes

This wasn’t the scene in the morning before work. What a difference a few hours make!

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19. He’s Back!

Enjoy it while you can, bro. You never know when she’ll kick you out again!

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20. Can You Get Me Some Socks?

You’re the only who can bend. Of course, you’re the one who’s gonna put the socks on her feet.

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21. That Voice

Get her her juice, man! Or it’s the last thing you’ll ever get to do.

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22. Sacrificial Offering

An offering to appease the pregnant goddess? This is going to work.

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23. Poor Vanilla

Sorry, hubby. You gotta be content with the wife’s leftovers.

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24. Late Night Shopping

Do you have the opening hours of your grocery memorized already? No. Do it now. You’ll be glad you did.

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25. Chill Place

Your pregnant wife deserves a place where she can chill. And no, you can’t have any cheese balls.

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26. Is Exercise Really THAT Important?

Yes, it is. For you. Run far away.

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27. To Pee Or Not To Pee

That’s not the question though. Does she have enough to pee?

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28. There’s Leftovers

There are leftovers! You just need to scrape it off the bowl.

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29. Weekend Getaway Before The Baby Arrives

Stop complaining! At least, she’s still going to let you sleep on the bed.

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30. What A Pregnant Wife Wants

The pregnant wife must always get. That’s your main job, get her what she wants!

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31. McFlurry Over Beer Any Day

You either need to drink faster or get a tap for your home. Otherwise, you won’t get a chance to finish that can my friend. McFlurry trumps beer any day.

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32. Pregnant Wife Needs To Nap

And she needs the temperature to be just right to be able to nap. You’ll be bundled up, trying to stay warm. But you’re safe and you get to live because she gets to nap.

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33. No One’s Shaming Her

Except for husband. But she doesn’t know anything about it.

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34. “I’ll Have A Sorbet.”

The lemon sorbet will help her burn off the food. It’s a known fact.

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35. No Idea What To Do

When you don’t know what you’re going to answer, just complement her, man! Make her feel beautiful and amazing.

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36. Sandwich Is A Bit Dry

Someone forgot to add filling to hubby’s sandwich. But it’s still the best sandwich ever, according to hubby!

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37. She’s Not Exactly Asking

But she hopes you still get the message. No? Read it again, please.

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38. Apples And Peanut Butter

The love between a pregnant woman and apples and peanut butter cannot be shaken. Find someone who will love you the same.

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39. Invest In Thick Blankets And Winter Items

Happy pregnant wife, happy life. And if living and sleeping in sub-zero temperatures will make her happy, then so be it.

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40. Don’t Eat A Pregnant Woman’s Food

You didn’t even ask if you could eat it. And even if you did ask and she said yes, you should have eaten it somewhere else, away from her eyes.

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41. The Boobs Are Growing!

They may be growing but the momma-to-be ain’t budging. Even if she lets you touch it, it’s not gonna be sexy.

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42. Late Night Snacks

From now on, assume that all snacks are hers. Even if you buy your own, she still gets first dibs on those. But she still loves you.

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43. Someone’s Hungry

Hmm. Judging on the messages, someone’s a little hungry.

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44. Cook Me Dinner NOW!

Your pregnant wife is lucky to have you cooking for her. And then massaging her swollen ankles after. She’s so lucky!

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45. Where Did My Money Go?

$25 spent at a gas station and none of it on gas. Well, at least she’s not hungry.

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