1) Welcome Back

When we don’t drink alcohol for a while, we can miss it a lot. But sometimes taking a break makes drinking better than ever. For example, you get wayyy better at pizza tossing.

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2) Honesty Is Their Policy

Drunk people won’t tell a lie. And they won’t let you either. Like this guy who knows he’s not the handsomest because that guy is clearly Ryan Reynolds.

3) Drunk O’Clock

When you’re drunk, you’re never surprised by how early it is. We’re always shocked by how late it becomes. That’s because we tend to lose time when we’re drunk and enter some kind of time sucking vortex.

4) “Will You Marry Me?”

Getting drunk means that you’re wearing your makeup to bed. Unless you’re dating Superman. And if that’s the case, you better put a ring on it.

5) It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere

Even at 9 a.m. Some people bring coffee to help them focus in class. Drunk people bring vodka… it’s 2018, do you.

6) He’s The One

Accidentally getting too drunk… it happens. Some of us have people who love us and will bail us out of these situations. Like Lisa’s prince of a husband.

7) Incommunicado

Trying to communicate with a drunk person is next to impossible. It’s like talking to a brick wall. Or a small child.

8) How Did I Get Home?

We’ve all woken up from our drunken stupor at least once wondering how the hell we got home. This is one of those situations. This person had to remind his driver that he was home.

9) Blinded By The Booze

This one takes the cake. This guy is looking for his girlfriend. And she’s sitting right next to him.

10) ‘Ima Call My Woman’

Drunkness is often blamed for instances of infidelity. But this guy was going to stay true to his woman, drunk or not. He just forgot who his woman was.

11) Drunken Photoshoots

Drunken photoshoots are THE greatest. The are just epically hilarious. But this one is like no other.

12) Hitting On Your Mom

This guy got busted. He thought he was being slick trying to get a girl to come over. But hat girl was his mom and she called him out on it.

13) With A Lime Please

This guy forgot he still wasn’t out drinking. He was at Starbucks trying to sober up. Baristas are not bartenders.

14) When You Accidently Buy A Goat

Don’t you just hate it when you get drunk and accidently buy a farm animal. Yeah… met too. This girl was none too pleased after her conversation with Jack.

15) Drunk Pranks

Drunk pranks are hilarious. As long as you don’t regret them. Friends don’t mess with friends’ Uber ratings.

16) This Guy… Jeez

“Geez… this guy again. I kept trying to pass him and he wouldn’t let me. How rude!”

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17) Drunken Genius

Some people become geniuses when they get drunk. This is pretty darn innovative. They just didn’t remember how innovative they were they next morning.

18) The Nerve

How…freakin’… dare… you. By the way “friend,” non-alcoholic wine is juice. I’m not 5, so I don’t drink juice.

19) Show Yourself Bank Statement

You can’t fool this guy. Not even the Riddlemaster can deter this guy. Just show him his damn bank statement so he can get another beer.

20) Where Friendships Are Made

Drunk Uber rides are a very special thing. It’s where friendships are made. It’s also where you share your deepest darkest feelings.

21) It Takes A Village

Sometimes it takes a village to get you home safe when you’re drunk. These are the night’s where you make a scene. Or are carried out of the bar or club by several people.

22) Adulthood Summed Up

The key is to not bring it to the person who bought it for you. “Hey, I brought you this bottle of wine. Hope you like it because I didn’t.”

23) The Drop It Diet

Sometimes picking things up is way more effort than its worth. Especially when you’re drunk. This actually makes a lot of sense.

24) Pretty Accurate

This may be one of the most relatable tweets I’ve ever seen. You can go from zero to 100 REAL quick. I’ve definitely drunkenly eaten pizza in the grass without shoes.

25) What… Did… I… Do?

What’s worse that feeling regret in the morning? Not knowing whether or not you should feel regret because you can’t remember crap. “Did I promise to help him move? Crap.”

26) Drunk Here, Who Dis?

The phrase has some truth to it. But it also doesn’t. She’s kind of right.

27) Wait… Now I’m Ready

Drunk people know their limits. Their limits are listening to your problems when they’re not drunk. Give them a drink and they’ll turn into your therapist.

28) Drunk People Have Their Priorities In Order

Marathons… I don’t want none of that. I’ll take a lime instead. And some salt for my rim.

29) That’s Love

If That isn’t love, then love doesn’t exist. I mean, he dropped his pizza. On the floor. Where he couldn’t eat it again.

30) Kebab Photoshoot

Drunk people are intrigued by the beautiful things in life. And kebab is a seriously beautiful thing. And so are the people that make it for us whe we’re drunk.

31) Women Of The Year

These girls deserve an award. I want to see those messsages sooo bad. That has to be the best brunch conversation fo all time.

32) I Love You Mannnnn

Drunkeness is the language of love. Being drunk helps us tell the people we love how we really feel. And then some.

33) Playing Yourself

Sometimes when you’re drunk, you play yourself. And this chick played herself. Real hard.

34) Drunk Girls Are There For Each Other

Drunk girls keeps things spicy when they are amongst friends. But their friends will always rein them in. Like trying to prevent them from going to Jeff’s.

35) Letters To Yourself

This guy is brilliant. His sober self wrote a letter to his drunken self. His drunken self did not care for it.

36) Drunk People Are Motivated

Drunk people have goals. And they make an effort to keep motivated so that they achieve those girls. Take this person for example.

37) Party Forever

People who like to get drunk know that you’re never too old to party. So they party hard. And they party forever.

38) Wake Up

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey. This guy thought he was setting his alarm. He was not.

39) You A Star

When you drunk, you a star. The sheer joy eminating from you inspires and attracts others. Drunk people are beautiful people.

40) Real Clever

Drunk people are pretty slick. Or at least they think they are. Her mom wasn’t buying it.

41) Lost and Found

This guy lost his backpack. Then he found it. In his refrigerator.

42) Amen

Getting drunk gives us a high. And when we’re high it can bring us closer to God. These guys were filled with the Holy Spirit… and spirits.

43) Me, Hammered, and Dad

Drunk people don’t need anyone. They only need themselves. This lady can carry a whole conversation with herself.

44) Treat Yourself

Noone’s going to love you like your drunk self. They make sure you’re well fed. Even if it’s just a few bites.

45) This Is An Emergency

Drunk people know when there is a situation. An emergency situation. Like when chocolate lava cake is involved.

46) Bless You

Drunk people love to make other people happy. And that’s a pretty easy task when you have Doritos. This woman is a truly beautiful soul.

47) Drunk For The Environment

Drunks gets sentimental. But I’ve never seen a drunk get sentimental about the environment. Then proceed to beg their roomates to recycle.

48) My Firever

This person thinks they found their “firever.” But it seems like his girlfriend isn’t so sure. She wants to know what makes him so sure… is it the alcohol?

49) Lookin’ Out

Drunk people are always looking out for others. Even when they don’t need to. Someone should tell Tashy that dead spiders can’t harm you.

50) Drunk People Have Different Tastes

Drunk people have different tastes than their sober selves. Like this guy who made his drunk self a separate Netflix account. Best idea ever.