50 Examples Of Human Stupidity At Its Finest
Let’s face it, we all have our not-so-bright moments when it seems that our IQ number has suddenly halved and our primal side took over. It may be something innocent as blurting out that the earth may be flat in public or an embarrassing message sent to the wrong person. It’s natural and happens to everyone but what happens when being dumb actually becomes a lifestyle? It provides a lot of comic value and gives everyone a good laugh and also proves that humanity isn’t as evolved as we think it to be.
These 50 people have taken human stupidity to a whole new level and made everyone crack up with laughter.
Korean? That’s a surprise!
We’re still can’t get our mind around this apparently unsolvable mystery. Ultimately, we’ll just have to accept nobody will ever know why a Korean director who lives in Korea and speaks Korean made a movie in… Korean.
Pink Panther is a lion
You saw it here first. Another great mystery has finally been solved, folks. Pink Panther is a kind of a pink lion.
Socialism for beginners
Come one, this is too harsh, even for those pesky socialists. 70 percent seems more like it, don’t you agree?
Facial recognition
Not only will they have your face, but your phone number too. Let’s also not forget social security number and passport number. If that’s not an incentive to be a law abiding citizen, we don’t know what is.
Money makes the world go round
Everyone feels a lot happier when they have a President worth 4 billion dollars! He never went bankrupt, just to make it clear. If you think otherwise you’re no better than Rosie O’Donnel.
‘Who’s Gonna Tell Her’
There are times when it’s far better to hurt someone’s feelings in order to wake them up to reality. It will hurt for a while but truth always hurts.
No comment
Here’s why they teach math in primary school. Someone’s been sleeping in class, though.
That’s one way to use a mask
We shouldn’t be so judgemental, instead let’s look on the bright side: this is a practical solution for a real problem. He gets both the mask and an eye cover for the same price. A win win situation indeed.
Aunt or an uncle?
Hey, if she wants to be an uncle instead of an aunt, who are we to judge her? It’s practically the same thing anyway.
‘Bye, America See You – Never’
We’ve already known that America is only what’s between the East and West coast, she’s only opened our eyes to this fact. See y’all in California… after you pass border control, of course.
Avocado doesn’t fall far from the tree
Here he was, thinking he was getting free avocado, while all that time he was just collecting his own avocado. One can imagine the disappointment.
‘To Ask For A Mysterious Service’
Libraries have been around for approximately 4000 years but in the eyes of some people, they are a mystery still to be discovered. There has to be a library app in Google app store, right?
Corona scare
Wise men say: better safe than sorry. Why put your health at risk buying Corona Beer when there are other brands with a less unfortunate name?
Uhm… what?
Some people simply don’t know what they want. They won’t be getting a 30 inch TV for sure, that ship has sailed.
Anti-vaxxer advocates for vaccines
Anti vaxxers would’ve made a lot better case if they just did their homework properly. This way they’re giving other anti vaxxers a bad name.
We all wonder why
Twitter is undoubtedly the world’s foremost repository of human wisdom. Thousands of years from now, our distant descendants will be in awe of our tweets.
We’re already using Arabic numerals
What a fantastic idea. It’s incredibly annoying to have to write down a simple equation with Roman numerals. Wait… how do you mean we have Arabic numerals already?
‘Elementary School Dropouts Ahead’
No wonder some people get scammed by big corporations. If you’re unable to do the math, you can’t complain afterwards. Just saying.
A brilliant new idea
Does it mean telepathy doesn’t exist? Pretty disappointing if you ask us.
Worst fake ID ever
Gone are the days or brilliant criminals minds such as Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, and Frank Castello. They’ve moved to the big screens while their contemporaries today can’t even make a fake ID.
‘I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn’
It could have happened to anyone. If it happens to you, don’t despair, being smart isn’t everything, there might still be hope for you… and Jenn.
Life and death in the middle ages
This has to be the best edit of all time and it’s not even close! We can’t help but smile looking at this one.
What would her match teach have to say…
Hang in there Martha Stewart, you’re going to make it one day. But if it was perfect for them who are we to complain?
‘Hold up’
What happens with people who don’t have a social security number? Well, you can always try with your credit card number.
He’ll get it… eventually
Learning how to handle Google is a good start and beginnings are always hard. Now, raise your hand if you know what a search result is!
First day on the internet
Do you remember your first day on the internet? We’ve all been there.
‘No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part’
Now this is sad, everyone loves a happy ending and we don’t see any ending here whatsoever. Or do we?
‘Pickle Problems’
I ain’t dumb! It’s my mind playing tricks on me, I swear! If something like this has happened to you already, you’ll know how it feels.
Umbrella hater
You can’t enter the adult world until you’ve disposed of your umbrella for good. We grown ups have no reason to be scared of rain.
Racist eyeliner
Luckily, she probably has no clue about Niger or Nigeria. Those racist maps!
‘A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars’
Ouch, his hands must have hurt after spending hours in that position! Then again, it’s only fair that you compensate for the lack of brain power with muscle power.
Pregnancy issues
It’s really hard to tell who failed here, our education system, society as a whole, or nature itself. We can but hope that the kids won’t turn out like their mom.
‘Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her’
The question is, do we really need to tell her? At times it’s best to leave the truth out there in the woods.
Professional protester
It’s not only conservatives who got fooled there for a second. With the flood of new professions these days, one never knows.
Calculus 101
People who suck at can totally relate to this. We’d simply do anything to get out of math class.
Abortion simulator
Blending babies has to be made a criminal offense! Contact your local beautiful big breasted conservative women squad today to make a difference.
‘Halloween Couple Of The Year’
Alternatively, someone has been watching too much Game of Thrones. Be that as it may, it indeed is one creepy costume!
Independence day
Now here’s an amazing idea. If Russians celebrated the American Independence Day and Americans celebrated October Revolution anniversary, there’d be peace in the world.
‘Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone’
All great inventors are doomed to be misunderstood by their contemporaries. We may be looking at a future Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla here.
Mistrustful landlord
In case you’re having a similar discussion with your landlord, it might be a good idea to start finding a new place to rent.
‘She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing’
Most of us have been victims of Google Translate in way or another so we feel for you Rita. Hold on… is that diet coke she’s drinking or it’s just our imagination running wild?
Not a joke
One more reason why it pays to learn Spanish. If he knew Spanish this wouldn’t have been possible now, would it?
Trust no one, including yourself
When it comes to money management there’s no one you can trust, not even yourself. Keep this in mind when you go shopping next time, thiefs are everywhere!
Help save koalas today!
Wait, does this mean the panda we just adopted from China won’t be shipped to us? We want a refund.
‘How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be’
“This is from a comedy show from Malaysia and they purposely did this to make fun of the shitty soap operas that churns out stupid scenes like this because the production crew did not consult any medical professionals for advice,” one Reddit user explained.
Nevertheless, we feel heartbroken just looking at this photo, those soap operas really know how to make one cry.
‘This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport’
We’re looking at a man of action rather than of intellect. It was worth a shot, at least.
Masks are uncomfortable
Now you know what to do when you find it difficult to breath in a face mask. We’re just kidding, don’t try this at home, or anywhere else, for that matter.
Right number, wrong person
Technically he has the right number but needs to stop looking for that other person. Well, there’s no damage if he made a friend.
Humans are from Earth, men are from Mars
Continent, maybe he wanted to type continent. At this point, we have to clutch at straws if we want to keep our faith in humanity as an intelligent species.
No explanation available
His coffee must’ve tasted really strange for some time before he realized something wasn’t right. We’ll have to accept that this mystery will probably never be solved.
Source: deMilked