50 Outrageous People Found Shopping At Walmart We Couldn’t Make Up If We Tried
Shopping at Walmart generally isn’t all that exciting.
Maybe that’s why some people seem to go out of their way to liven it up a little (or a little too much).
We’ve seen some strange, crazy, and downright bizarre clothing and behaviors at Walmart over the years.
Here are some of our favorites:
#1 “Luke, I am your father”
When the coronavirus pandemic started, most people weren’t prepared. However, they still needed to go shopping at Walmart. Here was one solution.#2 Polly wants to shop
Spotting animals at Walmart isn’t all that rare. There are a lot of service animals out there. There is also this parrot. At least he seems well behaved.
#3 All dressed up with nowhere to go
Sometimes, you think you have put together the perfect outfit and just need to show it off. Sometimes, you would be wrong.
#4 Taking a break
As kids, many of us have climbed into the cart when our parents were shopping. Some of us forgot to grow out of the habit.
#5 Stocking up
When you need to stay safe but still need to stock up, what do you do? Bring your own storage container, of course.
#6 Waiting it out
When this man’s wife went into Walmart, he had other plans. He made himself comfortable outside. Good thinking!
#7 50 items or less
That moment when you’re taking selfies of yourself bringing an entire cart full of food through the 10 items of less checkout. Oops.
#8 Pimpin’
Who said a trip to Walmart couldn’t be done in style? Not this guy. He’s creating his own brand.
#9 All for show
Some people buy masks and toilet paper because they worry about COVID-19. Some just do it for show. We wonder which category this guy is in….
#10 Service cat
This cat seems very determined to guard his human. The human, however, can’t even seem to focus on the task at hand – shopping.
#11 A little help
Finding an employee can be a pain. Why not just lift up a family member to reach something instead?
#12 Proper attire
From what we have learned, dressing a little strange is a requirement for going to Walmart. This guy is ready.
#13 Lord of Walmart
This person was spotted near the entrance. We’re not sure what he is doing exactly. Maybe he’s keeping Walmart safe from dragons?
#14 Towel poncho
It’s easy to miss at first because of the way it blends in with the outfit so seamlessly. However, that is clearly a towel.
#15 Traffic cone
It is rumored that inanimate objects cannot catch the coronavirus. We think she is safe.
#16 Do not place over head
We know plastic blocks the virus. We get it, really, we do. But suffocating is not recommended.
#17 Classic Walmart
When it comes to “no shoes, no shirt, no service” – we have a question. Do overalls count as a shirt?
#18 A quick nap
Waiting for someone to finish shopping can get boring. Here’s how to fix that.
#19 Fishing, Walmart style
Are you too far away from a lake or pond? Do you miss fishing? This guy at Walmart has the answer.
#20 This person is Cereal-ous about shopping
Here’s some more DIY coronavirus protection. Do you think it will save him?
#21 NASA
What do you do when you need toilet paper, but there are germs everywhere? It’s finally time to dust off the old spacesuit!
#22 A carriage for two
Sharing is caring. Right? Right??
#23 Free ride
Walking around Walmart can get tiring. This is not the solution.
#24 We don’t want to know
We’re hoping this was done on a dare. What’s your guess?
#25 In any weather
They are fully protected. The Rona won’t be raining on their parade.
#26 Just kidding
Did you know that a baby goat is called a kid? Maybe there was some confusion when they bought the carrier. “For smaller kids” might not have meant what they thought it meant.
#27 Well
We’re not sure exactly how this shirt works. We’re not sure they know either.
#28 Watch your back
The thing about pictures taken in Walmart is that they are almost always of people’s backs. Don’t just look at your front before heading for Walmart. Check the back too, or you might end up going viral.
#29 Partying it up at Walmart
People stop at Walmart on their way to and from all sorts of events. Who wants to guess where they were headed?
#30 Use your noodle
This man does not need nor want the coronavirus. He knows how to do social distancing.
#31 No parking
This woman goes to Walmart regularly but does not trust anyone enough to park her bike outside. At least it doesn’t take up more space than a cart of two.
#32 Your friendly Walmart greeter
We don’t know what’s going on in this picture. We’re not sure we want to know. Just stay on the good side of the greeter.
#33 Nap time
Shopping can be exhausting. Always wear your pajamas and be prepared for a quick nap.
#34 Walmart style
She just wanted to get her hair done. Now, she’s viral. Watch what you wear!
#35 Max protection
DIY masks come in a variety of materials. Most of us at least hide those materials between two layers of cloth. Most of us…
#36 Blue man
We have to wonder if there are people who shop at Walmart just to be seen. Were they anticipating the paparazzi?
#37 Walmart ready
A butt crack has, unfortunately, become the unwanted symbol of Walmart. Now, it might be working its way up to the employees.
#38 Which way to the elf world?
You meet many people at Walmart. Some of them may be able to help you pass to other realms.
#39 We don’t know
Is she dancing? Is she stretching? Is she shopping with her toes? So many questions – so few answers.
#40 Because it’s Walmart
We don’t know why belts fail the moment one enters Walmart. We’re pretty sure most Walmart stores actually sell belts. It’s a phenomenon that cannot be explained.
#41 Along for the ride
Kids will be kids. This one, however, has dreams of becoming a mop.
#42 Special day
There has to be a backstory to this. Maybe they met in the produce aisle.
#43 Ready for battle
You’re ready for anything. Where do you go? To return something at Walmart, of course.
#44 So comfortable
The sofa and table were just sitting there. What did they expect was going to happen?
#45 Summer
Are you ready for summer? He is.
#46 Is this a virus thing?
We hope it’s a virus thing. Still, putting a bag over your child’s head is generally considered bad parenting.
#47 Done!
There are times when we simply have had enough of Walmart. This kid knows.
#48 Along for the ride
Well, mom gets to use it, so why can’t they? Right?
#49 Wrong color
We’re going to assume he decided he didn’t look good in pink. Why else would he now be looking at the black shorts?
#50 Quite a tail
That must have taken a while to grow. Maybe a few lifetimes?
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