Not everyone keeps up with the latest fashion trends, but we can all generally agree on which styles have missed the mark by a long shot. And guess what, ugly clothing is never in style!

As these 65 hilarious, creepy, and utterly tasteless clothing disasters show, if you wear unicorn sweaters with obvious male parts or leggings with sloths poking out the crotch, you WILL get a lot of awkward stares from strangers!

So, the next time you put on an outfit, make sure you look at it from every possible angle before you head out the door.

1) “TrollX Fabric Designer”

Congratulations, Miss! It looks like you’re having a boy…

@LetMeBe_Frank:

“At first I thought it was a random patch of woven yarn for ventilation purposes.”

2) “Wife: “All our customers were so cheery today! They all smiled!” – and then I saw her shirt…”

And now everyone on the Internet is smiling, too! What a great way to get everyone in a happy mood.

@snZ001:

“I didn’t even realize right away that there was a second image, and just went, “Boobs suggesting that I smile and bribing me with…boobs? That’s fair.” and smiled.”

3) “Walmart? I think you meant “Fist Bump”…”

Dang! That’s pretty hardcore. Looks like someone forgot to check the Urban Dictionary before that went to print.

4) “Maybe not the best idea to have a red flower down there.”

Well, the good news is that if she ever finds herself in a public bathroom stall with an empty toilet paper roll, she has a good backup. Oh wait, I think that already happened…

@SarcophAGus:

“First this had to be approved by the creative director; a prototype would be made to be worn by a model; they would have to order thousands of them; they’d have to make a deal with a store to carry it; finally a consumer would have to try it on, look at their ass in the mirror and still decide it’s a good idea to wear this dress in public. At any point in this process, did anyone decide to rethink the color, or even placement?”

5) “Two flamingos, one vagina.”

At least women now have a choice when it comes to their favorite crotch animal mascot. Which look do you prefer, camel toe or flamingo neck?

@stopthelunacy:

“Brilliant…until you see your mom wearing them.”

6) “When pub staff T

-shirts go wrong.”

I think it would be really hard for anyone to keep calm in those circumstances. But, I suppose that’s what all that ale is for!

7) “I couldn’t stop giggling at her new “flower” dress.”

Well, this dress certainly makes it easier to try “anale” on for size. It even comes with a visual instruction manual.

@BiBoFieTo:

“If you dress up as a bee, you could make a really funny sex tape.”

8) “Thanks for the advice…”

Finally, affirmations for real life! As an anxious person, I totally approve of this message.

9) “So my name is Brodie Jonas Dean, my grandma found this shirt for me thinking it was a great coincidence. Thanks grandma.”

Don’t be shy now, Gam Gam knows. She’s totally pranking you!

@anonymous:

“Is your grandmother being interrogated by the cops behind you?”

10) “Couldn’t work out why I was getting so many odd looks while shopping this afternoon….. Then Got home & noticed Will Ferrell peeking out of my Cardigan.”

Hey mister, your Willy is poking out and he looks really excited to see me! Maybe you should that little elf back on the shelf before he gets too naughty.

11) Their faces, though!

Are they camel jockeys? Because those camel toes are clear winners in the race to become the ugliest team jerseys ever!

12) “When you see it, you cannot unsee it.”

News flash: that’s a pretty ballsy thing for a newscaster to wear on live TV! Ok, now back to you, Dick.

@anonymous:

“V-neck? Nah, D-necks are where it’s at.”

13) Peek-a-boo!

Forget D-necks, #slothcrotch leggings where it’s at! It’s a great icebreaker, though. Imagine all the people who will want to take a closer look because it’s so cute.

14) “My new shirt is Metal AF”

It’s the perfect shirt for headbanging Celine Demon fans. My heart will go on…beating even after you rip it out with your bare hands and feed it to your dog!

@MakingUpAUserNameIsTerrifying:

“How metal is it? So metal it sinks when it crashes into an iceberg.”

15) “The design on this guys shirt makes him look like he is walking around with a massive wedgie.”

Granted, tucking his shirt in was certainly a poor choice. But, more concerning was his decision to buy it in the first place!

@beboprockss:

“This shirt is a bully deflector. No ones going to mess with him on the course, he has clearly been fucked with enough.”

16) Seems totally appropriate.

Mission accomplished! Looks like this crappy t-shirt scores one for the team in the beer league hall of fame!

@Shari H:

“I work in wastewater treatment, my staff needs these shirts.”

17) “And Santa says: Help! I can’t get out!”

Oops, looks like Santa took a wrong turn and went up the wrong chimney. But, he must be in a pretty good mood because it looks like he’s giving high fives!

18) “Thought I brought the cutest little PJ set from Ann Summers until I looked closer at the pattern.”

This is so adorable! But, only if you’re farsighted or into crappy old romance novels.

@Johanna Krapf:

“I ordered something from Ann Summers via Asos, never heard of the brand before. Until now I did not know it was a sex shop.”

19) “I guess someone said #Fuckit on their last day of work.”

Wow, kid’s clothing has really changed over the years! We didn’t have hairy diaper pins poking fun at dirty minds on our sweaters.

@kelela:

“Is this made by Ann Summers? Starting her customer base a tad early I think.”

20) “Best employee shirt”

In case you weren’t aware, pho is pronounced like “fuh” in English. That’s why this Pho King restaurant has the most brilliant name ever!

@missingsf:

“I would love to see a pho joint with a sign near the register that said pho queu.”

21) “My mom has been wearing this summer dress for years and no one noticed the pattern until now….”

Look at the figure of the naked woman beneath the top green flower. Then you’ll be able to see all the other ones, too! I bet one of those naughty Disney animators is probably behind this sneaky pattern.

22) “Mum bought me a shirt from her overseas trip. She wasn’t wearing her glasses.”

Fake boobs and underwhelming ding-a-lings. What else is new in the world of hieroglyphic porn?

@ReppinChicagofromMI:

“You’re no longer too sexy for your shirt.”

@sharknado:

“10/10 would wear to a nice date and see if anyone notices.”

23) Spain’s new shirt looks like it got dirty while fighting bottles of mustard and ketchup.

It’s kind of hard to tell which wiener lost this round. With shirts like these, the entire team is the loser.

@paracelsus23:

“Now that’s a sport I’d play. Competitive condiment combat!”

24) “Kitten socks”

The derpiness here is so real. It went from pretty kitty to outstretched meh kitty in seconds flat!

25) “Bad fashion or bad timing?”

I think she’s just trying to make a fashion statement. PERIOD!

26) “We’re the graduating class of Peninsula High this year. They told me I could make the t-shirts. Look what just arrived.”

Even though this was obviously intentional, it’s still a fail. Everyone knows that a white pen15 isn’t the biggest one around.

27) “Don’t. Believing in yourself. Quit.”

Agreed. It’s so much easier to just quit. It leaves you with more time for important life goals, like chilling with Netflix!

28) “My friend’s shirt has the image file name on it.”

It’s called artistic license! He probably didn’t want to print it without crediting it to the appropriate source.

@Eclectrical:

“Why doesn’t your friend have shoulders?”

@volabimus:

“I thought it was on a cardboard cutout in a store.”

29) “How the hell do you wear this?”

I think it’s an unfinished DIY sewing project. You’re supposed to sew the sleeves shut, and then you’ll have the world’s deepest pockets!

@dopiertaj:

“Just imagine trying to fish out your keys. Is it under my beer or under my soda?”

30) “It’s two hours before the big Christmas party and I just noticed a detail on my sweater.”

Just make unnecessarily long prolonged eye contact with anyone who tries to give you any crap. That’s the best way to deter those unicorn wang haters!

31) These are burgers people. Just burgers!

But dang, these leggings are really packing some meat. There’s no question about “where’s the beef” on this one!

@lindsayaotter:

“I saw it and thought tacos. I know it is burgers and still think tacos. Tacos, tacos everywhere.”

32) These leggings are sponsored by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

This is your anus. This is your anus on LSD drugs. Any questions?

@therealpixie:

“I’ve heard of “tripping b*lls”, but never “tripping butts” until now!”

33) “College of Veterinary Medicine, choose your fonts wisely.”

Oops, whoever designed the font probably found themselves in a really “sticky” situation! I wonderered how they handled it?

@italianryno:

“Attend Texas A&M and can confirm this is not a joke.”

34) Geez, Nike’s ad campaign has really gone downhill.

Go on, JUST DO IT . Just hang yourself! You can find the latest suicide Nike trainers are now in stores.

35) Not really, you cheeky limeys!

I guess our friends across the pond still can’t get over the fact that we won! Maybe it’s time to invite them over for another tea party, just so they know there’s no hard feelings.

36) “This hoodie’s design makes me führious.”

Yeah, but when it goes on sale for nein neinty nein, it’ll really start flying off the shelves! Plus, it looks like it’ll go great with some black boots.

@shizenmeister:

“Mein Kampfy boots?”

37) Jesus Christ!

This onesie is wrong on so many levels. Heather is going to be really backed up if she has to wait until Christmas! Plus, there’s also the creepy implications with this.

@Jackaroonio says:

“More like don’t open til 18.”

38) “They said it was custom; they said I would never have a shirt fit like this…”

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with the Slenderman look! Look on the bright side, you don’t ever have to worry about touching icky shopping carts with your bare hands.

@westbridge1157:

“Can’t do them for false advertising, none of us have ever seen a shirt like that.”

39) “My 90-year-old Grandmother got me a “Hawaiian Print T-Shirt” for Christmas…”

Your 90-year-old nana would have been in her 30’s in the 60’s. That cheeky hippy knew exactly what she was doing!

@kiliki99:

“Hawaii is in the top four states for pot production. Print is correct.”

40) “My sister was the first to notice what the print on my new shirt was, during dinner at a fancy restaurant and the celebration of my grandfathers 90th birthday! Laughs were had.”

Oh yay. More sexy kama sutra instructional shirts. What ever happened to good old kittens?

@Inktastic:

“Cats or sex? I mean I kind of like both.”

41) “That awkward moment when your shirt is supposed to say Canada.”

Oh but that look on her face! She’s totally feeling it. She knows she’s wearing a stupid shirt says Canada, eh.

42) That tongue though!

Methinks that Chinese factory workers are having a good laugh at our expense.

Let’s look at all the possible character combinations that could have happened here: a plane aimed right at the crotch, droplets of pee coming out of the va-jay-jay, a monkey laughing right over the mound, a palm tree ding-dong, birthing Kim Kardashian’s butt, and fire crotch.

43) “Pretty good fakes”

Come on people, this is a very serious topic. Mobility is a big problem for a lot of folks!

@Granola_sauce:

“Guys, he can’t walk without them. They’re walking aids.”

44) Nope, not even close…at least not yet.

They’re just thinking ahead. In another 50 years, Chinese cryptocurrency will make them the next big superpower, and they’ll own every country on the planet.

@hydrazi:

“I suddenly envision an entire clothing line called, “Stupid”. Historical figures, land masses, dates and events… all improperly identified with confidence. I’m going to be a millionaire, because Stupid sells.”

45) You what?

I Miami. You Miami. We all Miami! Except for this Yankee loser.

@ijustbluemyselfff:

“I NY.”

46) “And what exactly happens at grandpas??”

Nooooo! Grandpa secrets are wrong on so many levels. Especially when he wants you to keep those special grandpa tickles to yourself.

@Masswrym:

“Grandpa’s is a chain of Paintball arenas/parks. In context it works.”

47) RIP America

Well, it looks like the redcoats finally got their way. The eagle has finally landed..in its cold, hard grave. Let’s look back at what happened in 1991:

@Arsustyle:

“Street Fighter II released.”

@Venizia:

“Gulf war, fall of USSR.”

@Wilca8650:

“LA cops did a number on Rodney King.”

@Wisdumcube:

“The last vestige of 80s pop culture died.”

@pinkysfarm:

“Freddie Mercury died.”

@angryemokid:

“The damn millennials, that’s what.”

48) “They didn’t really think this design through on my brother’s wrestling shirt…”

My thoughts exactly! Depending on who’s on top, you might want it to last longer than 3 seconds.

@asher1611:

“I’m 100% sure they did. And whoever had to approve it was probably clueless as to what it meant.Source: former high school teacher at a school where a number of teachers thought I was making shit up or speaking french by using the word innuendo.”

49) Run, Jesus, Run!!

For the love of all that is holy! Why you got to be bow huntin’ Jesus, man?

@priceQQ:

“Sometimes you gotta combine your passions into a single t-shirt. I, for one, think he “nailed” it.”

50) “My wife’s new dress has a total of two pockets, and this is one of them.”

It’s like one of those travel belts where you put all your valuables. Except this one makes it really easy for thieves!

@Krista Leary:

“Scuse me, could you grab my wallet for me?”

51) “This Irma is amazing and outlines all the right features.”

Boobs, belly button, and crotch. Yep, all the things a woman looks for in a girly dress!

52) “Walmart never fails to fail.”

Okay, I admit it. I didn’t see the problem with this shirt at first. But, at least I’m not the only one!

@Flesh_Lettuce:

“Trying to find a penis.”

@JoshWillem:

“Oh my god. How could I be this dumb not to see it was actually a rhino?”

53) “Design fail or extremely honest novelty tank top?”

It’s quite philosophical when you think about it. Will I fart? If you do, stick to your guns, you wildheart!

54) “Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”

Looks like the folks at Disney are up to their usual naughty tricks. They’re tucking away hidden innuendo’s in their cartoons!

“Look at this trove, treasures untold! How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around here you think “sure, she’s got everything.”

55) “So they were giving out free Dr. Peppers…”

Kids these days are so greedy! Whatever happened to being satisfied with just one pop at a time?

@Lost7176:

“They must have no idea what DP means…or they know exactly what DP means. Either way, I dig it.”

56) Why cyclists should wear cups.

This outfit gives them a totally unfair advantage. You can already predict who the clear winner is going to be!

57) “The sleeves don’t zip off, they just zip.”

Maybe it’s a cold shoulder top for guys? But, zippers or not, that’s a really stupid shirt. It looks too girly for dudes.

@bonjourdan:

“I feel like this is a shirt you’d find in the clearance section of Express or something that has like 4 orange stickers over the original price tag.”

58) “If you c*nt be a unicorn, be a mermoid.”

What does that mean, anyways? If you can’t be a horny white horse, be a robot half-woman/half-fish?

@Zerosilentz:

“If you can’t be something that doesn’t exist, be something else that doesn’t exist.”

59) “They missed the most essential part.”

Yeah, but we now live in a world where orange is the new black, 50 is the new 30, and round is the new v-neck! Oh, and we also live in this kind of world, too…

@Wiz Allred:

“It comes with a pair of scissors, cuz its a DIY world now…”

60) “I don’t know how I’m supposed to read this.”

Ugh, now my brain hurts. Can we just go back to the tasteless sex jokes?

@grazedaze:

“Whatever it says it’s provocative.”

@Soup_Lord_Slippo:

“I had a seizure reading this.”

61) I love NY, Carifornia too!

I don’t think any the guys (or some gals) will care about the epic fail here. They’ll just zone in on the sparkly boobs.

62) I’m really bugged out about this one.

As if we didn’t already have enough reasons to hate flies. Try to get this image out of your head!

63) “My coworker’s leopard print purse has a leopard asshole.”

Well, our ancestors used every part of the animal. Waste not, want not!

@ty13r:

“I would mistake that as a spider out of the corner of my eye every fucking day. Would have mini heart attacks constantly.”

64) “The best goatse fashion statement you’ll see all day.”

If you don’t get the goetse pop culture reference, it’s probably best that you don’t. It was a shock website back in the very early days of the Internet. Suffice it to say, this is a much classier representation of what was depicted there.

@eddhall:

“Mind the gap.”

@Neeraj Jha:

“She must be going to a Grand Opening.”

65) “Clearly not user tested.”

It’s supposed to say Saturday! But when you squeeze your boobs together for your Instagram fans, it makes you look like quite the big turd.

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