More than often you’ll see those traditional signs outside of men’s and women’s bathrooms. But some establishments like to get a little more creative with it. They want to give you a laugh before you do your business.
And these hilarious bathroom signs surely deliver. These signs would have you rolling on the floor if the bathroom floors weren’t so gross.

Here we have all different kinds of funny bathroom signs. And they’re all equally hilarious. Take a look.

Here are 65 funny and clever bathroom signs that will have you ROTLF:

1) Women Are Always Right

This establishment strategically placed their bathrooms. The women’s bathroom is on the right. Because, well, women are always right.

2) The Most Accurate Bathroom Sign Ever

Women’s bathrooms are a magical place. It’s where strangers become best friends and someone with even the lowest self-esteem can be pumped up by fellow women and feel like a million bucks. This sign is amazing.

3) Beer Bottles and Wine Glasses

These are great bathroom signs for a bar. But there’s one thing I can’t stop starring at here. Do men and women have different shaped belly buttons?

4) Toilet Seat Up

You don’t actually need letters on these signs. You can tell which one the men’s room is by looking at the toilet seat. Men always leave the seat up.

5) Chromosome Sign

This is a smart bathroom sign. I just hope this place doesn’t serve alcohol. People might forget what they learned in school once they’ve had a few and end up in the wrong bathroom.

6) Magical Bathroom

Mermaids are welcome in this bathroom. Centaurs too. You’re welcome as long as you wash your hands.

7) Bla Bla Bla

Men don’t usually strike up conversations in the bathroom, according to this sign. But that’s not the case in the women’s bathroom. Some seriously meaningful conversations go down in the ladies room.

8) Pointers and Setters

No, this isn’t a bathroom for dogs. Think about it for a second. Who squats and who stands when they go to the bathroom?

9) Cloud Sign

If it being spelled out didn’t tip you off, you can tell which bathroom is which by the clould stream. One cloud is raining straight down. The other spouts off to the side.

10) Cocks and Cats

These signs are a bit graphic. Here we’ve got cocks and cats. You know which is which.

11) Whichever

This is a whichever bathroom. It’s a bathroom for whichever way you identify as. Man, woman, and everything in between.

12) Nuts Or No Nuts

Do you have nuts? Or no nuts? Choose your bathroom accordingly.

13) Unicorns and Unicycles

This is a unisex bathroom. That’s why there are unicorns and unicycles on the doors. They are genderless.

14) The Princess and the Plumber

This is definitely a bathroom for gamers. Gamers would immediately recognize Princess Toadstool and Luigi. Others recognize that the princess bathroom is for women and the other one is for men.

15) Pumps and Shoes

No need to buy bathrooms signs. Just nail shoes to the wall. People will get the idea.

16) Women, Men, and Aliens

This bathroom is for all kinds. Men and women. Even aliens.

17) A Little Advice

This bathroom was kind enough to leave goers some advice. Ladies… please remain seated. Fellas… it’s shorter than you think.

18) Wo-Men

Maybe these guys didn’t want to spend too much money on signage. This is a clever way to reduce costs. Three extra letters not needed.

19) Superheroes Restroom

This bathroom is suitable for all kinds of superheroes. Male superheroes, female superheroes, and those who use wheelchairs. Someone on Reddit mentioned that a better wheelchaired superhero would have been Charles Xavier a.k.a. Professor X.

20) Real Women

Women don’t just come in one size, unlike most traditional bathroom signs. They come in all different sizes. This is reflected in this cool bathroom entrance.

21) The Pee-Pee Dance

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. That’s why these two are doing the pee pee dance. Looks like the woman has to go a little bit worse than the man does.

22) Wolverine and Professor X

I knew someone would be clever enough to throw Professor X in here. Here we have a handicap accessible bathroom. A little extra paper and you have Wolverine and Professor X of the X-Men.

23) P and V

One has a protruding thing. The other has an inverted thing. In the words of the 1990 hit movie Kindergarten Cop: “Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.”

24) For All Kinds of Wonder Women

This bathroom are for all kinds of Wonder Women. I wish the wheelchaired woman had a cape too though. Who doesn’t love a cape and some sparkle.

25) Mr. and Ms. Pac Mac

These are the bathroom signs that were at The Pinball Wizard Arcade. A Pac Man for the men’s bathroom. A Ms. Pac Man for the women’s bathroom.

26) Chicks and Roosters

Chicks to one side. Roosters to the other. Go lay your egg.

27) How It Comes Out

Does it go straight down. Or does it dribble out? That’s your bathroom.

28) Googleplex Bathrooms

These are the bathrooms at Googleplex. A male and female “bugdroid.” They are inhuman androids.

29) Thermal Prints

This bathroom has life-size thermal prints. It’s not hard to figure out who is the man and who is the woman. These are slightly creepy though.

30) Sausage and Eggs

Here we have bathrooms for sausage and eggs. The sausage bathroom is for men. The eggs bathroom is for women. Get it?

31) Peaches and Banana

Here are more food related bathroom signs. We have a beautiful painted banana. And some beautifully painted peaches.

32) Train and Tunnel

These signs are at a train station. The bathroom for men is the train. The bathroom for women is the tunnel.

33) Big Hands Bathroom

These hands are very large in proportion to these legs. That woman has man hands. Not sure which is really the mens or women’s bathroom here.

34) All the People

This bathroom is a pride bathroom. And it’s for everyone. All the time.

35) Legoland Bathrooms

These are the bathroom signs at Legoland. It’s a whole family doing the pee pee dance. How is it that they are all about to pee their pants?

36) Disaster Waiting to Happen

These bathroom signs are meant to trick people to go into the wrong bathroom. NOT COOL. That’s just mean.

37) Batman and Wonder Woman

Another superhero bathroom sign. This time we have DC Comics characters. Batman and Wonder Woman.

38) Building Parts

This sign is pretty racy. I mean these are supposed to look like buildings. But it’s more like a pair of boobs and a penis.

39) Holy Island Bathrooms

These are the bathroom signs at Holy Island. There’s a bathroom for sisters. And one for brothers.

40) Chicks and Chick Magnets

These are the signs at Chicken Salad Chick. It’s a chicken salad restaurant. Chick magnets? I guess….

41) It’s All in the Stream

This is another stream focused bathroom sign. A bit too graphic for my taste. But… you get the point.

42) Star Wars Bathroom

Here we have some cute Star Wars themed bathroom signs. We have a Luke Skywalker for the boys. We also have a Princess Leia for the girls.

43) Rope Bathroom Signs

This is the most hilarious sign I’ve seen yet. It’s uses rope. One creates a dangling parcible, the other a slip knot.

44) Butch and Fabulous

These bathrooms aren’t for specific genders. You’re either more “butch.” Or you identify as “fabulous.”

45) Humans, Aliens, and Robots

This is the bathroom sign at the SciFi Museum. They’ve got bathrooms for robots, aliens, and robots. Where do the women pee?

46) Undies

These bathrooms are distinguished by undergarments. Undergarements wore by ladies and by men. Bras and briefs.

47) Pizzeria Bathroom Signs

This bathroom sign is adorable. It’s at a pizzeria. You’re either a slice or a pie.

48) Holsters and Pistols

These are the bathroom signs at another pizza place. This one is in Montana. Pistols go in holsters… comprendo?

49) Bathrooms at Cradle of Aviation Museum

These are the bathrooms at the Cradle of Aviation Museum in Long Island. Apparently these folks know something we don’t about aliens. They have them on their bathroom signs.

50) Rightside Up and Upside Down

This is pretty clever. Just a flip of the sign and moving those “glasses?” a bit gives you a totally different gender. Girl’s got camel toe though.

51) Eclairs and Doughnuts

This doughnut shop has some really cute signs. Girls are doughnuts. Boys are eclairs.

52) Everyone’s Bathroom

Umm… I think this is a bathroom for going crazy? These two look like their having a real good time. She must have had to really go bad.

53) Cowfish Sushi Burger Bar

These bathroom signs are from the Cowfish Sushi Burger Bar in Charlotte, NC. You got the cow and the fish. Fish are squatters and the cows are aimers.

54) Thailand Bathroom

These signs are from a bathroom in Thailand. My favorite part is the woman. She is clearly squatting and trying really hard not to pee on herself.

55) Balls in Brussels

This sign is crude in several ways. This is another balls and no balls sign. But it’s also crudely written and stuck up with tape.

56) Subtle Signs

These signs are real subtle. We’ll give you a minute. Knobs… and knockers.

57) Happy Crocodiles

Here we have some happy looking crocodiles. We have a sexy lady crocodile on the left. And a clothed guy crocodiles on the right.

58) Men, Women, and Emo

This bathroom is separated by gender and music class. Men and women get their own bathrooms. Emo people do too.

59) Undies and Sweatpants?

Are those supposd to be bloomers? Why didn’t they just put some boxer shorts up? Those are some serious granny panties though.

60) They Mean Everyone

These people wanted to welcome everyone into their bathroom. And they seriously mean everyone. They even have a Roman gladiator on there and those guys don’t even exist anymore.

61) Pirates and Mermaids

This bathroom is for seafaring folk only. Pirates in one bathroom. Mermaids in the other.

62) Bowling Alley Bathroom

These bowling alley pins are quite clever. A ladies got two balls. The guys have the same and an extra pin.

63) Everyone’s Squatting

Everyone is squatting in these bathrooms. The ladies and gents. Looks like everyone has to go number two.

64) Hockey Bathroom

This bathroom is for people who are hitting the ice. Male and female hockey players. Not sure what that arrow is all about.

65) Olympic Bathroom

This was a bathroom design from the Olympics. It’s pretty hilarious. This Olympian is diving right in.

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