7 “scary” dogs lurking behind those ‘Beware of Dog’ signs
“Beware of the dog,” says the sign on the fence.
The words alone can put us on edge and push us to walk an arm’s distance away from the fence. And if the barrier is higher, there’s no knowing what kind of dog is standing behind it. Is it big? Is it ferocious? Will it bite off your arm?
These dog owners have these signs to flaunt but let’s just say it’s more of “false advertising” than a “warning”. Look at these “Beware of Dog” fails and the “goodest” boys and girls behind the fence.
1. Sun’s out, tongue’s out
We don’t know if you’re seeing what we’re seeing but that dog face on the sign doesn’t really match the one on the fence. Beware of the dog because this big fella is about to give you the biggest sloppiest kiss you’ll ever experience. Scared enough?
2. Partners in crime
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It’s not the dogs, actually, it’s that other sign that says they’re tired of hiding the bodies. And look at how these two stand together. I’m pretty sure the one does the digging, and the other one does the dragging.
3. The fence isn’t as effective
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Imagine passing a fence with the ominous “Beware of the dog sign” and see the dog half a body out of the fence. Would you run? Hide? Or give it some pets? Sure you’re pretty fierce, little fella, but maybe try again after a couple of years.
4. The Three Stooges
You can almost hear them making a conversation amongst themselves and repeating their responses to each other. Don’t they remind you of that royal family movie where the other lion has three sidekicks wearing the same smiles? Beware of the dogs, they might annoy you to heck!
5. Well hello to you too, neighbor
Teeth showing and mouth ajar, this must be the most ferocious smile you’ll ever see. Get ready to be followed through the entire side of the yard and be extorted for head pats and chin scratches. You have been warned, neighbor. Maybe bring a treat or two next time.
6. Excuse me, the dog’s broken
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If your dog is acting the way this dog is acting, you might want to get a bigger sign and hope people are wise enough to leave your yard alone. If ever you see this guy, please know that he’ll bark at you withing 3 business days, or at least until he gets his batteries back.
7. Keeping dreaming big, little guy
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He might be a small guy in your eyes, but in the years to come, this little warrior will outperform every single dog on this list. For now, can you please give him some well-deserved pets and kisses? Also, can you get his favorite toy? He gets scared at night sometimes.
There you have it, dog warnings that came off more as false advertising than legitimate warnings. But no matter how goofy these dogs are, we can all agree that they’re trying their best and one day, they’ll scare the heck out of someone. Whenever that day comes, we’ll never know.
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