The greatest thing about reaching a certain age in life, is that you don’t care what you look like and you certainly don’t care what others think you look like. These leads to some ridiculous fashion choices by those who aren’t bothered by its raunchiness, politically correctness, or whether its age appropriate. Here are 75 stylish seniors that don’t care what you think of their outfits.

1. Party hardy but sex is better

This guy isn’t too old to party, and not embarrassed to say he prefers sex.

2. Blowjob is better than no job

An interesting outfit choice to wear to work.

3. Shopping bitch

By day, your average sweet little old man, but by night- a shopping bitch.

4. I pooped today

This man is so proud of his regular bodily function, that he wanted everyone who read his shirt to know.

5. Leggings to make you do a double take

What a strange pattern you have there on your leggings, Ms.

6. I dig my grave at Rock’n Eat

This man spends all his time at one place and he wants everyone to know it.

7. Been trill

This grandma is clearly living life to the fullest in her new bathing suit.

8. Instant wanker just add alcohol

Honesty is the best quality. Maybe one of the only good qualities of this man.

9. 50, fat, diabetic, ahead of you

This runner is proudly wearing his stats, and insults, on the back of his shirt.

10. Weed leaves

This innocent little lady probably took one look at this head scarf and thought “Look at those pretty leaves, and that green? So nature like.”

11. Don’t laugh, it’s your girlfriend’s shirt

This old man is getting everyone’s attention with his highlighter pink shirt, just to give them a laugh once they read it.

12. I’m not gay but $20 is $20

This guy, clearly laughing at his own shirt, wants everyone to know that he’s down to make a buck.

13. Yes I’ve been bad, so what?

The looks of this sweet little old lady makes it hard to believe that she’s ever done a bad thing in her life.

14. Mr. Right, Mr. All Night

The photographer and his friend couldn’t pass up a sneaky photo-op of the guy in the background’s shirt.

15. Trojan field tester

IT’s not normal to wear your occupation on your shirt, but in this case I guess he’s proud.

16. I love a good dump

A fun play on words to make anyone reading this shirt do a double take.

17. My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole

Nothing is making this guy more happy than his new shirt and the fact he’s making his parents proud.

18. No hole is too deep or sloppy

This could be the slogan for a construction company but based on the photo, I don’t think it is.

19. I’ll fucking kill you

Between the look on her face and the words on her shirt- I wouldn’t mess with her.

20. I don’t smoke crack I lick it

Just say not to drugs, but yes to other things I guess?

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21. I saw your mom on the internet

Here is a perfect visual of someone to stay away from on the street.

22. Fat people are hard to kidnap

I mean, he has a point. At least he’s proud.

23. Freak out and break shit

I don’t know if it’s the beard, the Thor hammer, or the shirt but I definitely wouldn’t mess with this guy.

24. Got bukkake?

This guy definitely doesn’t know what his shirt means.

25. Bukkake ruined my carpet

Another old man who definitetly didn’t google what bukkake was before he went out in public.

26. Nobody knows I’m a lesbian

This old man likes to make people do a double take on the street. Yes you read that correctly. No you’re not the only one confused.

27. Vagina lover

This man doesn’t care where he’s at, he wants people to know what he likes.

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28. Masturbating is not a crime

Where do you even find a shirt that has this saying on it?

29. I blew C3PO and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

This disappointed looking man at least got a good halloween costume.

30. Hi hater, bye hater

This older gentleman in the club got so tired of people judging him on the dance floor, he just put his thoughts on crop top.

31. Get your ass to Mars

Nothing like having astronaut Buzz Aldrin show up to your event supporting Mars space travel.

32. If lost return to Rita. I am Rita

Now here is a couple that knows each other well.

33. So a man walks into a bar with a monkey- I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore

Here’s a guy that likes to show off that he’s not too good at jokes.

34. It’s not a bald spot, it’s a solar panel for a sex machine

An alternate definition to a common problem.

35. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

I mean she has a point, but I definitely don’t believe her.

36. Rehab is for quitters

Sounds like something a person that needs to go to rehab would say.

37. 20% hotter than you

You may not agree with her on this, but with a look like that I definitely wouldn’t challenge it.

38. Fuck off

This doesn’t look like the kind of guy that would say something like that, so he lets his t-shirt do it for him.

39. I have a beautiful daughter. I also have an axe, a shovel, and an alibi

If you didn’t believe what his shirt said, the fact that he’s standing over a freshly dug hole will maybe change your mind.

40. Bitch don’t kill my vibe

This hip old man is in a good mood and doesn’t want anyone to change that.

41. Vagina

You’ve probably heard of the very common credit card Visa, but have you ever heard of vagina?

42. This is what a feminist looks like

This woke grandpa is on board with the changing the current political climate.

43. Death to hipsters

This grandma has seen hipster culture and she is not on board with it.

44. Cocaine and caviar

Grandma may look a little confused, but she knows what she wants- and she wears it proudly on her shirt.

45. Bikini grandma

She may not have the body that she used to have, but a girl can dream right?

46. Big Dick is back in town

A man who knows how to make an entrance. Let’s just hope that his name is Dick.

47. Bitch bitch bitch

Everyone has seen their sweet grandma cooking in her apron. This granny makes it clear that there’s no bitches allowed in the kitchen.

48. I hate everyone

Don’t let her smiling face fool you, this grandma doesn’t like anyone.

49. Grandmother fuckers club

Everyone has heard the phrase mother fucker, but this grandpa is proud of his grandmother fucker status. It’s like a mother fucker, but older and wiser.

50. Swaga-licious

Age doesn’t matter, this stylish old man wears his fashion status on his shirt- swagalicious.

51. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

This guy isn’t fooling anyone.

52. Gangsta as fuck

You never would have guessed how gangsta this lady was without the shirt, especially since her name tag says cookies on it.

53. Drink up bitches

When she’s not being called grandma, she’s typically referred to as the life of the party.

54. I’d rather be a smart ass than a dumb shit.

This gentleman’s shirt just goes to show that with age comes wisdom.

55. Porn star

This is a perfect example of the question: do people really pay attention to what they are wearing before they leave the house?

56. I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll fuck you ’til he shows up.

Another shameless old man wearing exactly what he’s thinking on his shirt.

57. Leg rests

At first glance this looks like a gym joke, but once you think about it, it get’s dirtier.

58. I’m a virgin (but this is an old shirt)

Here’s a grandma that likes to have a little fun on her Key aWest vacation.

59. I love rim jobs

The I ‘heart’ t-shirt is a popular design with endless possibilities, but none more surprising than this.

60. Sex

You’ve heard the phrase ‘walking sex appeal’, well this guy is owning it.

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Source: buzzfeed.com, parentingisnteasy.co, boredpanda.com