Dating is an exciting experience. It gives you the opportunity to meet new people and experience new things. It’s a chance for you to really get to know a person and see if he or she is the right one for you.

Unfortunately, not all people are lucky enough when it comes to dating. Some people get ghosted while others get told mean comments. There are also people who were forced to pay the bill because their dates went MIA all of a sudden.

If you are thinking of going on a first date, make sure to read these hilarious tweets first. They may or may not change your mind.

1. Still not done

It’s always a good thing to not waste any food. However, when someone is still eating, it’s rude to ask if she’s already done. It’s meaner to start wrapping up that person’s food while she’s still eating.

2. Not her type

Although it sounds like a scene from a romantic comedy film, this one happened in real life. And based on the story, it’s safe to say that the woman didn’t find the guy likable. First impressions matter when it comes to dating.

3. Well done.

This woman had the perfect response to her date’s comment. No woman deserves to be treated that way, particularly those who spend hours trying to look their best.

4. Mystery date

Getting stood up is just as bad as going on a blind date with someone who’s not your actual date. The woman probably just stayed for the food.

5. Good and bad

It must be awkward for them to find out about their true relationship. Well, I think it’s good that they learned about it before their romantic relationship got any deeper.

6. Seeing a movie

This woman should feel lucky for learning about the guy’s strong attachment to his mom on their first date. She’s bound to have more problems if their relationship continued.

7. Two first dates

It was a good thing that the waiter was kind enough to tell this woman the truth. Otherwise, she’d have spent the entire night believing the guy’s lie.

8. Wrong Prank

This is the kind of prank you do when you’re already married and share 5 kids. It’s not something you do on your first date.

9. Making it clear

This guy didn’t want to make the wrong impression so he defended himself even before his date saw his wet crotch.

10. Shocking

I bet she wasn’t the only one who was shocked by what she said. The waiter and her date were probably mortified, too.

11. Like a dog

This guy sure knows how to mess up a perfectly romantic moment. I hope the woman didn’t feel insulted about being treated like his dog.

12. Surprise!

This is why surprises aren’t always good when it comes to dates. I think I’d rather want to know where we’re heading than to come to a formal event wearing the silliest costume.

13. Went away

He must be too embarrassed after those 3 failed attempts. Instead of going back to her spot, he chose to drive off. Poor woman, she had to walk home. I hope she wasn’t wearing heels at that time.

14. Becoming a nun

The guy was probably her last sign. After their date, she got the sign she was looking and waiting for.

15. In the middle

The waiter was rude for stepping in and confronting the man while he’s with his date. The man, on the other hand, could have chosen a different restaurant that day. It must have been uncomfortable and awkward for the woman to be caught in such a situation.

16. A quick stop

This is a good reason why you should never mix work with leisure. Never bring your work when you’re out on a date. It’s rude and, well, scary.

17. From bad to good

Don’t feel bad if your first date was a disaster. Good things can still happen along the way. You might even end up marrying your date just like this couple.

18. A short story

I totally disagree. We need to hear the full story, particularly what happened after.

19. Just in case

Good for the girl for being clear about her boundaries. However, I think it would have been better if she had just turned him down instead of coming to the pizza place with him.

20. Confusing

I’m not sure how they ended up in the ex-wife’s home but it seems horrible and fun. It sounds like an episode from Friends and other rom-com series.

21. A sign

Right off the bat, borrowing $10 would have been a red flag already. She definitely dodged a bullet there.

22. An expensive date

Having two tables pushed together isn’t the only embarrassing part of this story. Receiving the bill probably made her feel bad, too. I hope she learned her lesson about dish sizes from this experience.

23. Being watched

This must have been planned. Otherwise, there’s no way the dad could have figured out what movie they were watching if the girl didn’t tell him.

24. Danger

Going on a blind date is exciting. Unfortunately, it’s equally risky, too. This is solid proof.

25. A thief

The guy sure worked fast. He wasn’t just able to steal the card in two minutes but he was also able to get to the nearest Walgreens and spent $2,000 there.

26. “Revenge”

The guy was clearly not interested in dating or meeting other people. He’s still not over his ex-wife.

27. Ouch

This is extremely rude. If you want to date someone else, don’t ask the sister out. You’re just going to end up hurting her feelings.

28. No idea

It didn’t take long for this man to learn everything he needed to know about the girl. He saw her true colors right away. Whoever Tom was, let’s just hope that he was as lucky as this guy.

29. Looking for help

This man wasn’t looking for a date when he went to see this woman. Based on the things he’s asking for, he’s clearly looking for a free nanny!

30. A date for Grandma

I’m not sure what he meant with “a little younger”. For the girl to consider setting him up with her grandma, he was probably around her age.

31. Broken toes

I think I’m more interested to hear the first part of the story. How in the world did she stub her toe that hard to cause that kind of injury?

32. Independent woman

Letting a guy open doors for you won’t hurt your sense of independence. You can still consider yourself an independent woman while letting a guy be a gentleman.

33. “Accidentally”

Sending the text to her instead of his mate might be an accident but the actual text wasn’t. If he didn’t mean it, he wouldn’t have stayed silent for the rest of the trip.

34. No manners

You don’t ask someone out when you’re broke. Moreover, you don’t ask for money from your date, particularly if it’s your first time going out. And if she gives you money, make sure you give the change back. These things are called manners and we should always be mindful of them.

35. Out of boredom

It was a good thing that he asked. Otherwise, he could have spent another hour waiting for her to come back. If she was that bored, she could have just told him and they could split right after that.

36. Front tooth

That must be a seriously weak tooth. It broke off just by eating pizza! He should bring a high-quality super glue on his next date.

37. Just rude

She should have taken that as a warning. No well-mannered guy would do that.

38. No good

There’s nothing funny about this. It’s clearly not accidental. It’s sexual assault!

39. A family thing

It’s probably the brother’s fault for feeding the woman the wrong information about the country’s number of states. The man should have corrected her before marrying her.

40. Falling tooth

It must be a thing for this guy. If it happens frequently, he should consider investing in a decent super glue to keep the tooth in place.

41. Tagged

Social media makes things convenient for us. In this case, it’s telling the guy he wasn’t being a good date.

42. When the wife showed up

Initially, I thought that seeing frogs on your first date was the bad part. Then, I thought it was seeing the ex-wife. After reading the whole thing, the worst part was probably the restraining order.

43. The best reply

Ordering a brownie a la mode with coffee was the perfect response to that comment. She didn’t need to lose 10 lbs to be a ten. She’s perfect in her own way!

44. A tip

If you’re looking for a way out of a bad date, do what this woman did. It’s a lot less rude than leaving your date without saying a word. Plus, you’ll be helping out the waiter with the extra 20 bucks.

45. Clever

If you always find yourself forgetting your date’s name, take her to Starbucks. Just make sure that you let her order her drink.

46. Gone

He either got scared of the bill or it was his intention all along. Poor woman, she had to pay for everything.

47. Criminal record

It seems like someone’s hiding skeletons in their closet. It was a good thing that the girl didn’t stick around for a second date to learn what those skeletons were

48. Sudden realization

He was probably a really bad date that it made the girl realize that her ex was so much better. Well, at least the realization came early.

49. Creepy

Fortunately, the woman saw the sign and told the guy she would no longer be seeing him. He was more shocked to hear that. I guess he’s not aware of how creepy his actions were.

50. A sweet mommy

She could no longer wait for her child to find a decent date so she set one up. She even joined their dinner to make sure things go smoothly for them. What a (not so) thoughtful mom!

51. A garbage dump

He was willing to let her get anything she wanted from the garbage dump. It was like he owned the place.

52. The jacket

It’s either he was trying to be funny or he’s just too honest. But since the tweet was tagged #worstfirstdate, I’d guess it’s the last one.

53. A big no

He’s too proud of everything he did. He couldn’t even wait until the second date to share those details.

54. Dark humor

Not everyone has the same sense of humor. Some take dark humor very seriously.

55. Free refill

It sounds like a good move to save money but it’s not the best way to make the best impression, particularly on a first date. Well, at least he was able to get her some popcorn.

56. Gross!

Although I feel sorry for the guy, no one can blame the girl. She just sneezed at the wrong time.

57. Weird

The weird thing wasn’t the guy bragging about how good his ex was. I think it was the fact that the guy eventually became her boyfriend. She still took him even though he was still not over his ex.

58. By the 3rd drink

This guy is still better than most men who wait until the 2nd or 3rd date before telling they have a girlfriend. Nonetheless, it’s still a bad first date.

59. Fishes

Even though she ate fish tacos and skipped the meat, her date still managed to make her feel bad for it. Well, at least the date waited until she was finished eating it before making a comment.

60. “Normalest”

This girl shouldn’t feel bad about hearing that. Instead, she should feel happy that the guy considered him normal. I guess not all girls he meets are lucky enough to be described that way.

61. Selfish

He probably liked buffalo wings so much that he didn’t want to share. It’s either that or he’s just super selfish.

62. At the strip club

This is one brave girl. If I were her, I would have left the club right away. There was no point sitting there while the guy was running around after his ex.

63. Too advanced

I guess the pizza was his sign. It’s sealed the deal for him.

64. Too perfect

Was he being true or he’s just setting his friend up? Something’s not quite right with this story.

65. 6 months early

He’s really interested in her that he’s already planning a date with his family 6 months from their first date. Too bad the girl didn’t feel the same way.

66. Yikes!

Her zit was probably so bad that it looked like spilled ice cream. I hope he didn’t offend her or the zit.

67. Thief

The guy’s quite quick. He was able to steal 6 shirts in just a short amount of time. He seemed like a pro.

68. Like a kid

If you have a good sense of humor, you’d find this funny. However, if you’re like this woman, you’d probably feel offended.

69. Not over

It seemed like he initially planned on making his ex feel jealous. Well, the plan clearly backfired.

70. No words.

I hope the guy didn’t eat anything with garlic or onion. It would have been a clear disaster.

71. Too embarrassed

It’s not clear if he really peed his pants. The clear thing was that he was asking his date to go home alone.

72. Too good to be true

I’m not sure how holy water helps. All I know is that it’s sometimes used to drive bad spirits away.

73. Traumatized

He must have done something to make the woman rethink her dating plans. One doesn’t just quit dating without a valid reason.

74. The plastic baggy

He didn’t need to ask how their date went. The answer was pretty clear.

75. Expectation

This is why you shouldn’t be setting expectations when it comes to date. You’ll never know a person’s appetite until you sat next to her and watch her eat.

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