Like we don’t get to choose our relatives, we don’t get to choose our neighbors either. Sometimes the people we live next to happen to be the best folks, while in some cases they tend to be total jerks that ruin your day whenever you see- or hear from- them.

Below we have compiled 75 examples of what people with bad neighbors have to go through. Some are hilarious and some are really annoying!

1. That’s Just Rude

Well, we don’t know who’s ruder in this case, but you certainly aren’t supposed to laugh in someone’s face- especially when they’re arguing with someone else.

2. Not My Cat

We’re wondering if this guy really thought it was the neighbor’s cat or was just messing with them.

3. It’s Just Three Inches!

Sometimes people are too easy to annoy, like this guy’s neighbor. Yet, maybe the divorce mention could have been avoided.

4. LOL

This is one of the funniest ways to find out your neighbor has been stealing your wifi! Don’t think he made it up with a beer.

5. Meditation

When you have no intention to meditate, but your neighbor thinks it would be beneficial for you.

6. An Eye For An Eye

Well, this guy’s rationale makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

7. Whose Is The Cat?

This is so funny! Looks like the cat has made both of them think it’s theirs, but she really lives a secret double life.

8. Farts Happen

Well, it does happen to hear something you don’t want to, but why text the neighbor to let them know? As if they will hold it next time?

9. Parking Probs

This guy was conveniently using someone else’s parking spot and now it’s the time to pay for it, it seems.

10. Informative

Whoever wrote this clearly doesn’t know what “to the point” means.

11. Sounds Legit

Imagine thinking only you know where your hide-a-key is, but find out the whole neighborhood knows about it.

12. Steal Your Trash

Seriosuly though, who would even consider stealing someone else’s trashcan? That would be an interesting case for the police.

13. It’s Got To Happen

But, how can anyone tell you when you can fart or not? Sounds insane to us!

14. Hilarious!

Wow, this guy needed to know whose car it was and he had to know right there and then.

15. Good One!

Well, let’s hope that this will work and the neighbors will stop dropping their cigarette butts on the ground.

16. One Last Fight

Wow these guys had to fight even on the last day of being neighbors. Why couldn’t they ust let it go?

17. Genius

This guy found an original way to tell his neighbor he’s pissed by how he parks his car!

18. Nothing To See Here

Wow, the girl was very polite to the woman. Also, “sweetie”? Seriously?

19. Sad

Most of us have done something similar once or twice, but being called out about it, well that’s quite embarrassing!

20. Too Much!

Since when do neighbors have a say as to how often we can talk on the phone? That’s absurd!

21. Just Wrong

Like the neighbor said “Is this a romantic comedy” or what?!

22. Hmm…

Well, the neighbor kind of does have a point, but it’s really none of their business, right?

23. You Have A Point

Well, unless the neighbor is a guy, then they can hang out and watch the gardener together every weekend!

24. Rude

Aw! Let’s hope the boy improved with time. Still, the neighbor should be more understanding.

25. So Sorry

Don’t say you weren’t warned, man! Now you’ll have to deal with the consequences.

26. On Repeat

Well, at least she gave them different options to chose from! We’d go for Harry Potter!

27. Uh-oh!

Well, especially during this time sneezing is barely acceptable in private- imagine how one would feel if they were sneezed on!

28. Why?

Why do people drink and drive? Well, guess you just don’t want them to drive anywhere close to you when they do.

29. Creepy

Who stares at someone else’s window and counts the time they’re taking selfies? A creep, for sure.

30. Package Thief

They had us at “I’ll bubble wrap you”! This message is hilarious!

31. Can’t See Why

Why would you cut down healthy trees? The neighbor is kind of right, but still, none of their business!

32. That Escalated Quickly

Why can’t people just have a civilized conversation anymore?

33. This Is Worse

Well, if we thought the previous conversation went wrong, then what about this one?

34. Polite-not

To think that it all started with a “Happy Easter”! We should have seen it coming when the neighbor didn’t return the wish.

35. A “No” Would Suffice

Why do people always feel the need to teach others a lesson? Just say “no” and let go.

36. Termite Truck

The guy just wanted to enjoy his sandwich, but instead he had to account for a truck that wasn’t even his!

37. Feel For Both

But really, one wants to sleep- understandable- and the other one wants his job to be done- legit. Love the emoji anyway!

38. Oops!

The neighbor didn’t even have the tact to stop at “I’m sorry”. The rest was redundant, don’t you think?

39. Ouch!

Social media can be tricky! You’d better check your friends before posting anything about them!

40. Extra Points For Honesty

Why would anyone lie to their family about dating a neighbor anyway? Oh, wait, just read a possible answer a little earlier!

41. Well…

I mean, that’s kind of bold, right? At least they could invite the neighbor to return the favor?

42. Connect With Me

This guy won’t get no for an answer! They know what they want and they’re determined to get it.

43. Guess You’re Not

Something’s telling us they’ll never be cool again. Guess the neighbor could have texted about their complaints before calling the police.

44. Sassy

She might have gone a bit too far, but really, who can mute their dog on weekends?

45. Warning

Not sure, but maybe the girl should take the neighbor seriously. Just in case…

46. Steer Clear

Well, maybe you should stay away from this kind of neighbors. Looks like you might get in trouble.

47. She Tried…

The woman tried to be polite and make up for her boyfriend’s stupid comment, but it didn’t last long.

48. Uh

Really people, who told you you have the right to comment on other people’s bodies? Get a life, please!

49. Sorry, I Guess…

Guess the guy was just trying to be nice and compassionate, but someone’s clearly not in the mood!

50. Not A Dog Fan

Although it’s likely the dogs wouldn’t cause any damage, it’s still not okay to let them wander in other people’s properties- especially people who don’t like dogs. Don’t you think?

51. That’s Mean!

Oh, no! Hope Greg didn’t see it or if he did, that he didn’t take it seriously. Poor guy!

52. Right…

That’s why you should never get emotionally involved with neighbors. Things like this might come up in the future!

53. Civilized

At last, here’s an example of a civilized answer to a threatening text. Or was it passive aggressive?

54. It Backfired

I mean, it is understandable that the guy wants to sleep, but the girl’s answer was good, too!

55. Starving And Lazy

Might we add to the list… stingy? Why couldn’t they order delivery?

56. Tac-quila

Really, though, why can’t some people just be chill? Either give some tequila or say no, what’s the point of the interrogation?

57. Wife’s Property

This is what happens when you loan out your wife’s stuff without asking. Gotta live with the consequences.

58. Not Cool

This guy is really crossing the line here. This is not about being a bad neighbor but a stalker!

59. Wait, What?

We bet Sarah didn’t see that coming! To be honest, neither did we.

60. Textdoor Neighbors

Really, don’t people have anything better to do these days? Quite funny though!

61. America’s Got Talent

Being one of those people who enjoys singing in the shower, I can tell this text hurt!

62. Unnecessary

Well, the girl didn’t have to go into details as to why she didn’t feel like babysitting the neighbor’s son anymore.

63. Not Fun

Well, that’s kind of acceptable. Honest and straightforward.

64. Gossip Girl

Oh, man! They have a chat where they gossip about their other neighbors? That’s too much!

65. Fair Enough

Well, at least they now know a new song! Let’s see the bright side of things!

66. Gardener

Well, 7am is kind of early, can we agree on that? Who’s the annoying neighbor here?

67. Reasonable

Really, though, why would anyone want to go close to a sick person these days? You can still help from a safe distance.

68. Wind chimes

When you took the chimes and you know it but nobody can prove it so you can pretend you have no idea what’s going on.

69. Mr. Waffles Ran Away

When you wanted to hear some words of compassion, but all you got was more reasons to feel bad.

70. Get Rid Of The Trash

Well, they were both right in their own way, there was no need for the last comment.

71. Bad Vibes

We’re sure she’s a nice person, but it’s not uncommon for people to want some peace and quiet at 4 in the morning!

72. Feel For You, Man!

Aww, poor guy! He thought he had a friend next door, but he was proved wrong.

73. Facepalm

Seriously, though? Texting your neighbor asking if they’re on Tinder and whether they swipe left or right? Get a life people!

74. Okay…

Guess Fran has been spending too much time with their cat!

75. Survived Another Day

Who wants neighbors who get themselves into trouble? Let me guess… nobody!

Everyone has found themselves in one of the situations above at least once in their lives. Thankfully, we can now look back at them and laugh, like we did with these conversations. Hope you did, too!

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