Ever wonder what your cat would say if he or she could talk?

If we’re being honest with ourselves, every cat owner has a tendency to respond on behalf of their cat, whether we would like to admit it or not.

All of our cats have looked at us like this before, too, and probably thought “Hooman, what is wrong with you?”

Well, Steve Cash decided to put some words into his cat Sylvester’s mouth for him, and the results are hilarious.

Sylvester is a pretty snarky cat, as many felines are. What can we say? The ball of fluff just likes to tell it like it is.

The cat “demands” multiple cans of wet food and his “owner” even makes the awful suggestion that they soak his dry food in water to make pretend wet food. Sylvester isn’t buying it. How dare Cash suggest something so subpar!

Cat owners everywhere should automatically know that they always demand the best.

The hilarity really ensues when Shelby the dog steps onto the scene.

Steve threatens to get Sylvester a trophy that says, “Sylvester: #1 Dog Lover,” to which the sly cat promptly responds “No, thank you!” Well, at least he has manners, right?

One would think with the dog’s larger size, she would be in control but, alas, Shelby has lost all control to Sylvester.

There’s actually a scientific reason a dog will allow a cat to run the show.

A study by the the University of Lincoln found that while cats and dogs are both domesticated, dogs are bread for companionship. The term “fighting like cats and dogs,” is a myth and based on their results, 80% of respondents said their cats and dogs co-exist peacefully.

It’s actually due to the cat. Shocking, we know!

In their study, they said that it’s actually the norm for a cat to be the ring-leader.

“Typically, the cat appeared to be the main controller in determining amicability in the cat-dog relationship. Regression analysis revealed that owners’ perceptions of amicability were more influenced by “cat factors” than “dog factors,'” the study revealed.

Turns out, our cats really are in charge of things around here. Steve Cash and Shelby better start listening to Sylvester if they want a peaceful home.

After tormenting poor Shelby, Cash introduces his cat to “Random Kitten.” Will Sylvester allow peace or is this anarchy?

Poor Random Kitten tries to be nice to Sylvester, but the hooman should have known better when it comes to his kitty. He is a one-cat kind of guy.

This video encases every pretend conversation we’ve had with our own cats.

It’s exactly what every cat owner imagines their cat thinks of them and would say. Cash and Sylvester have their own YouTube channel where you can keep up with the talking kitty. You can see Sylvester go through the process of getting a job, a full-length video with guest star Random Kitten, and so much more.

Check out the adorable video below to see the full conversation between Cash, Shelby, Random Kitten and, of course, Sylvester.

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Source: University of Lincoln, Journal of Veterinary Behavior, The Dodo, Steve Cash