10+ Church signs giving people chuckles during these trying times
These times may be difficult but communities all over the country are coming together to make things a little brighter and more lighthearted. Thatâs something youâll notice if you pay attention to church signs. Some of them have uplifting quotes and verses. Then others go in a completely different direction. And those are downright hilarious.
Everyone is being affected by the coronavirus right now. But when you see just how funny these church signs are, youâll recognize the good in humanity. Here are a few of the best ones.
Social distancing advice
Among the funniest signs out there is one that reads â6 feet apart today is better than 6 feet under tomorrow.â When they put it that way, itâs easy to understand why you should stay inside. Hopefully, it gives drivers a little chuckle as they pass it.
God is everywhereâŚ
Due to social distancing, people arenât able to attend church. But that doesnât mean they canât still worship from the safety of their homes. One sign reads, âServices canceled. God making house calls.â
âŚAnd so are germs
God may be everywhere but so are germs. This sign at the Southeast Baptist Church reads, âWash your hands & say your prayers cause Jesus & germs are everywhere.â Itâs a funny message with a cheerful reminder to frequently wash your hands.
Play on words
Okay, so there might not be an exact scripture in the Bible for this event but some churches are jokingly adding new verses. Some of them are super funny, like one sign that says, âWash hands. Donât touch face. Hygensis 24:7.â
We hear you loud and clear
One hilarious sign read, â3 things you need to know: 1. This too shall pass. 2. You are loved. 3. Itâs MondayâŚor maybe Saturday.â This oneâs sure to have people chuckling as they drive past.
Listen to the leaders
Not only is it important to stand by your faith at this time but itâs also important to listen to science. Some churches want their congregation to be as safe as possible. Thatâs why one sign outside of a church has three distinct messages. âFear not â God, Love one another â Jesus, Wash your hands âCDC.â
Keep your distance
Itâs essential to give others their space during the pandemic. One church sign nailed it, âShout Hosanna! But first, step back 6 ft.â
Purell hearts
Purell is flying off the shelves. And it seems like one church got in on the joke. Itâs sign says, âGive us clean hands. Give us Purell hearts.â
A friendly reminder
Sometimes, people just need a reminder to stay at home. One church sign does just that. It reads, âA time for war, a time for peace, a time to stay home.â
Keeping it clean
Itâs important to disinfect everything, especially after youâve been out of your house. One church helps passersby remember that with a sign that says, âJesus cleans the heart. We disinfect the pew.â
Now thatâs funny
Some churches are trying to find a little light in the situation. One sign, in particular, is getting a lot of attention. It reads, âThis too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but itâs gonna pass.â
Stay at home
Thereâs a sign that has everyone laughing. It reads, âJesus rode an ass into Jerusalem. Keep yours at home!â A super funny but very useful reminder that everyone should stay indoors during these times.
When out driving around, keep your eyes peeled. Who knows, you might spot a funny signs, as well.
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Source: Bored Panda, Slate