10+ Church signs giving people chuckles during these trying times

These times may be difficult but communities all over the country are coming together to make things a little brighter and more lighthearted. That’s something you’ll notice if you pay attention to church signs. Some of them have uplifting quotes and verses. Then others go in a completely different direction. And those are downright hilarious.

Everyone is being affected by the coronavirus right now. But when you see just how funny these church signs are, you’ll recognize the good in humanity. Here are a few of the best ones.

Social distancing advice

Among the funniest signs out there is one that reads “6 feet apart today is better than 6 feet under tomorrow.” When they put it that way, it’s easy to understand why you should stay inside. Hopefully, it gives drivers a little chuckle as they pass it.

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God is everywhere…

Due to social distancing, people aren’t able to attend church. But that doesn’t mean they can’t still worship from the safety of their homes. One sign reads, “Services canceled. God making house calls.”

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…And so are germs

God may be everywhere but so are germs. This sign at the Southeast Baptist Church reads, “Wash your hands & say your prayers cause Jesus & germs are everywhere.” It’s a funny message with a cheerful reminder to frequently wash your hands.

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Play on words

Okay, so there might not be an exact scripture in the Bible for this event but some churches are jokingly adding new verses. Some of them are super funny, like one sign that says, “Wash hands. Don’t touch face. Hygensis 24:7.”

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We hear you loud and clear

One hilarious sign read, “3 things you need to know: 1. This too shall pass. 2. You are loved. 3. It’s Monday…or maybe Saturday.” This one’s sure to have people chuckling as they drive past.

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Listen to the leaders

Not only is it important to stand by your faith at this time but it’s also important to listen to science. Some churches want their congregation to be as safe as possible. That’s why one sign outside of a church has three distinct messages. “Fear not — God, Love one another — Jesus, Wash your hands —CDC.”

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Keep your distance

It’s essential to give others their space during the pandemic. One church sign nailed it, “Shout Hosanna! But first, step back 6 ft.”

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Purell hearts

Purell is flying off the shelves. And it seems like one church got in on the joke. It’s sign says, “Give us clean hands. Give us Purell hearts.”

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A friendly reminder

Sometimes, people just need a reminder to stay at home. One church sign does just that. It reads, “A time for war, a time for peace, a time to stay home.”

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Keeping it clean

It’s important to disinfect everything, especially after you’ve been out of your house. One church helps passersby remember that with a sign that says, “Jesus cleans the heart. We disinfect the pew.”

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Now that’s funny

Some churches are trying to find a little light in the situation. One sign, in particular, is getting a lot of attention. It reads, “This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it’s gonna pass.”

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Stay at home

There’s a sign that has everyone laughing. It reads, “Jesus rode an ass into Jerusalem. Keep yours at home!” A super funny but very useful reminder that everyone should stay indoors during these times.

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When out driving around, keep your eyes peeled. Who knows, you might spot a funny signs, as well.

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