Witty wife quickly sets husband straight when he tells her “his word is law”

Men. Most guys are obsessed with toughness, machismo, and being the “man.”

Hollywood makes certain that the majority of their male actors are the coolest alphas. They’re lady-grabbing beautiful males ever to grace the screen.

If they’re not action stars, they’re extraordinarily attractive singers with incredible dance abilities. It’s pretty unfair to the rest of us.

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As a result, there are a lot of self-help books and films available. Finance, health, skills, employment, and even relationships are among the topics covered.

Relationships, in particular, men won’t accept it. But the woman is the one who holds the reins behind all that testosterone.

Still, men will go to any length to prove their masculinity.

As in the case of the husband here.

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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,

“From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

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After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe.

Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

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Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”

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Oh, boy! You’ve probably heard the old saying:

“A happy wife is a happy life.”

Also, “A happy spouse is a happy house.”

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Perhaps the husband believed he was not receiving the right treatment and attention he deserved from his wife. The man probably felt this way because of one-sided marriages.

Unfortunately for him, his wife was not on board. His pals will undoubtedly pay their respects during his funeral.

Let’s only hope they don’t repeat the same mistake.

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When a couple moves in together, it can be difficult to adjust.

And there will be several issues and problems along the way.

According to one post, these couples would most likely disagree over money, chores, and boundaries. These partners may begin arguing about alone time and become more irritated than usual.

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When both people have different ideas about their roles in the relationship, dealing with the chores can be challenging. But when they follow the advice of others rather than their partner, things can get even worse.

According to Jamie J LeClaire, a relationship coach and wellness counselor,

“It can feel like a crash course on learning your boundaries when you might not yet be that great at communicating them.”

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By all means, be the man everywhere else.

But when it comes to the wife, you should always seek blessing and think things twice.

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Sources: Reddit – SixteenBeatsAOne, Bustle

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