One of the worst feelings is when nature calls and you have nowhere to go.

Either you’re stuck in a bad traffic jam or you’re in a place where there seems to be no bathroom in sight. That’s why men have such an advantage over women when it comes to this. Gross as it sounds, it’s much easier for men to find a spot where they can just go.

But convenient as this may be, it also brings to light another disadvantage for the male species – the fact that they’re so much more sensitive down there compared to women.

And while having that advantage is a huge plus for men, it’s also a really vulnerable spot.

Despite the tough, macho exterior men take pride in having, there’s no denying how easy it is to render them weak – and that’s a hit right at the spot they like to boast about most. It’s become such a known stereotype that countless jokes have stemmed from it, such as this one you won’t be able to resist sharing:

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said,

“Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer.”

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.

“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no,” said the old lady.

“You see, my backyard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden.

It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘Why not make the best of it?’ So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’”

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“You see officer, not everybody pays.”

Cracking up yet?

The old lady sure knows how to teach a lesson!

Imagine if this happened in real life. The cop’s jaw must have dropped right when he heard her answer. Pitiful as the unfortunate ones in the joke are, you’ll have to understand why they fell victim.

After all, who in their right mind would take an old lady’s word for it; that she would truly cut it off? It does sound like a comical threat, especially to a man who refuses to show any sign of hesitation or weakness.

Now the only thing left to ask is, where are those parts being taken?

Pick a place, one without holes and fed up old ladies with sharp gardening tools.

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Source: Reddit – wackoclown, Worst Jokes Ever