20 hilarious garage sale signs that must have made some sales
It can be super hard to stand out today. But these 20 homeowners knew how to get attention.
Big store chains have marketing guys and budgets to help get people buying. Homeowners who are holding garage sales usually just have some cardboard and their own ingenuity. Some people come up with amazing messages that are sure to draw crowds. Take the following 20 shining examples:
1. If he’s going, I’m going
They only printed a picture of that guy in black and white? Talk about being cheap! Pay an extra 10 cents next time!
2. Short and sweet
Come on, you want to see what kind of crazy stuff she has! If she really is a psycho, then she must have amassed some good things over her lifetime! Just avert your eyes from anything disturbing.
3. The soft sell
You don’t want to overhype your wares, right? Although, you might have wanted to mention that it was a yard sale. There’s a lot of crap out there, after all.
4. Most would have just printed off a picture
This person actually drew the image. Again, maybe mention that it’s a garage sale. You need to actually say what it is you’re doing!
5. This one at least lets people know there’s a sale
And not just any old sale. It’s a big sale? A sale that’s so big you need to add the word ass?!
6. He’s from 90 Day Fiance
His name is Big Ed. He’s not a nice guy. (He asked his fiance to brush her teeth, but she had a stomach ulcer, which was the cause of her bad breath. Also, he lied to her about wanting kids.)
7. Why the quotation marks?
Is it a fake divorce? How long is the spouse away for? I gotta get to this yard sale to find out the details!
8. Ok, the other sign says yard sale
This is just extra information. It’s nice to know that the stuff you’re buying isn’t haunted. Well, you can never truly know.
9. Can we be sure that the seller isn’t The Joker?
Who else wants to read a comic that’s just Batman approving yard sales? No supervillains. Just approvals.
10. If they’re selling a ring, you gotta buy it!
They didn’t draw the character, like in that other one. But at least they managed to state that it was a yard sale! Many fall at that small hurdle, it seems.
11. Is she from the Southern Hemisphere
Because we all know that cleaning at any other time of the year is complete madness. Most people only clean once a year, right? It’s the law.
12. If you have to write who it is you’re drawing, then you did a bad drawing
Is it Ryan Gosling or is it a Dorito? Luckily, we have the words to guide us! Yes, this is being a bit rude. But what if poor Ryan saw this?
13. Was this at the White House?
If the yard sale is anything like his presidency, avoid it like the plague he unleashed upon America! A yard sale probably won’t kill hundreds of thousands of people. But then you never know with him.
14. What’s going on with that post?
Is it like woodpeckers? Strange. Also, the sign is good.
15. Will Lionel be there?
If I show up, and he’s not there, prepare for a tantrum like you’ve never seen before. This isn’t the first time I’ve been swindled out of meeting Lionel! Fool me once…
16. Let the picture do the joking!
The rest is all yard sale promotion. You’ve got to admire the simplicity of this one! Perhaps it’s a little too simple.
17. At least it’s free
And there’s lots of it!? The “mostly broken” sign really doesn’t help. If you were an optimist, you’d say, “Some stuff isn’t broken.”
18. Some say that this sale is being held by a pirate
Maybe they’re selling Tommy Yarr, the football player who died in 1941. Come and get a piece of Yarr!
19. Please let Lionel be at this one!
It’s not like he has anything better to do than hang around at random yard sales, right? And no, I won’t accept an impersonator like at the last one. Fool me three times…
20. Does it have an X?
Damn, I lost. Now we’ll never know what the missing letters were! Maybe one of them is G?
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