Believe it or not, but gas stations can have some of the funniest signs around. Employees use the signs to make announcements and, in some instances, try to generate some laughs. One such station is found in the Wallingford neighborhood in Seattle, Washington.

Here are some of the more hilarious sayings put on the station’s sign.

1. No panic

One downside of the COVID-19 pandemic is that life, in general, has been very boring for many people. This sign points out that fact while also paying tribute to the band Panic! At The Disco.

2. Living for the weekends

I agree. We should have weekends all of the time. It would make working a job that much easier.

3. Winter is coming

Here is a clever play on words and the seasons. Whoever put this sign up did a little play on the old saying about pride before the fall while also adding a dig about gaining humility from that fall by winter.

4. Bar scene

The way that some people write, you would think that this was in a reality. Seldom do the various tenses work, and when put together make for some pretty intense exchanges.

5. All the way scared?

So, what would happen if you got scared half to death and then got scared half to death once again? Hopefully, there would be a little bit of time to recover from the first scare before the second one occurred.

6. In remembrance

The older we get, the harder it is to remember. One upside of this is that you quickly forget when bad things happen.

7. Starting all over

Most people realize just how true this sign is the older they get. You know it’s especially bad when you forget to start again, as this sign says.

8. Reality check

We all need a break from reality from time-to-time. Unfortunately, this person’s reality check bounced. Hopefully, he has saved up enough reality to cover the cost.

9. Ant bodies

The bane of many a picnic, ants are known for their small size. Too bad this sign is not true. At least the ants would be helpful instead of a nuisance.

10. Childproof

Talk about not wanting kids. In hindsight, you will wish they had stuck around longer because they grow up so fast.

11. Turn around

Turning your life around is a start. Thank goodness the hokey pokey clinic is there to lead the way. Unfortunately, life is not that simple.

12. Wide-open places

What else do you expect to see at t eh Air and Space Museum, planes and rockets? Honestly, you should give one a visit if presented with the opportunity. They really are one of the coolest places on the planet.

13. Who moved my cheese?

Can you imagine being the second mouse in this situation? If I was a mouse, I would definitely send one of my pals ahead first.

14. Sleepyhead

Naps are great, especially as you get older. Now, if we could only convince our kids of that. Life would be so much more peaceful.

15. The clown mafia

Clowns are serious business. They travel in groups packed into small cars and they know all kinds of tricks. Your best bet is not to mess with them in the first place.

16. Day at the beach

Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue if your dog was named this? It would probably also be the cause of one than more heart attack as you shouted out your dog’s name on a busy beach.

17. A hypothetical question

I wonder if this question is ever asked? Would you even know what a hypothetical question was if they did not exist? So many questions, so few straight answers.

18. A hidden agenda

Another way to hide your farts is to blame them on somebody else. Just make sure that there are more than two of you in the room. Otherwise, it will be pretty obvious who the real culprit is.

19. Bacon obsession

When you love bacon so much that you want to grow your own bacon plant. Never mind that it doesn’t really work that way.

20. A new type of evil

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If you must do for evil, always go for the evil you’ve never tried. In this way, you can expand your experiences tremendously. You’ll thank me at the end of the day.

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